![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:00 • Filed to: NPOCP | ![]() | ![]() |
That would be a $21,000 Porsche 944 with a wing, cowl hood, and a 454 big block, with a 100 shot of NOS.
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/4305011596…
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:02 |
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Nah the NOS is worth at least $5k
EDIT: bro
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:03 |
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That thing is a turd
oddly enough thats the same color as the first 944 turbo my neighbor used to have. The second one was gold.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:05 |
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It's kind of cool, but I have to ask...
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:06 |
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Crack Pipe. No, wait! I mean crack pipe!
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:07 |
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The wing on top of the wing is awesome.
That roll bar is horrible.
I'll stop there, because I'd be here all night pointing out the obvious. That car has been ruined.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:13 |
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FFS Just because your car has a bazillion CID does not mean you need a retardulous hood to go with it.
CP. Steph is crying herself to sleep over this one somewhere.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:13 |
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So in other words, it actually costs less to run than Audis usually do!
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:13 |
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Aw, why'd it have to be 21,000? It's got the soul of a good car and the heart from a great one. If it were less than ten, I'd buy it, rip all the flashy stuff out, then have a really awesome weekend car that occasionally rips itself apart.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:14 |
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I should swap out my C2's factory setup for the 997 Turbo's multi-step wing and then mount a GT3 RS's wing on top of that wing.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:23 |
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Crack pipe! Did I get it right?
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:25 |
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Don't forget to mention it needing a head gasket replaced!
Car is not worth more than 1k.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:45 |
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Look at how high that air cleaner is. That butcher job hood was a necessity.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:49 |
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1.) When will people realize that a poorly done roll bar actually makes your car LESS safe. Aside from rear downtubes the crossbar has bends that should not be there.
2.) No glass fuel filters, ever.
3.) How bad are the cooling problems on this thing?
4.) "xxx shot of NOS". Great, thanks for confirming you're an idiot, not like there was any doubt.
5.) Zip tie the gas bottle on to the roll bar?
Argh. Cool idea, poor execution.
![]() 02/06/2014 at 20:54 |
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CP, it made me throw up a little so.....
![]() 02/06/2014 at 22:03 |
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And here we have yet another 944 that has been mercilessly destroyed. I should start keeping count. Wiring harness needs to be installed? Needs a head gasket? Shitty roll bar, cut up the body so you can't even recover it, a shitty hood as well? Yeah fuckin right. The worst part about it, is this guy probably did this to a running 944. Oh and nos? Dude this isn't fast and the furious.
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![]() 02/07/2014 at 00:48 |
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I never saw that Disney car
That is awesome!
![]() 02/07/2014 at 00:54 |
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Wingo showed up briefly in the first movie, part of the pack of cars that screw with the transporter while he's sleepy and McQueen falls out the back.
![]() 02/07/2014 at 01:08 |
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I need to watch those movies now
They might be for kids but they're about cars
Anything about cars is good
![]() 02/07/2014 at 07:42 |
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donor porsche+this porsche+rolling chassis chevy ANYTHING and you have a track car and a drag car. just...put em back together...
![]() 02/07/2014 at 16:40 |
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I wonder how bad the inside of that engine is though
![]() 02/07/2014 at 19:02 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's a 944. I'm laughing pretty hard right now.