Crack pipe or Crack pipe?

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02/06/2014 at 20:00 • Filed to: NPOCP

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That would be a $21,000 Porsche 944 with a wing, cowl hood, and a 454 big block, with a 100 shot of NOS.

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/4305011596…

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:02

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Nah the NOS is worth at least $5k

EDIT: bro


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:03

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That thing is a turd

oddly enough thats the same color as the first 944 turbo my neighbor used to have. The second one was gold.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:05

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It's kind of cool, but I have to ask...

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Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:06

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Crack Pipe. No, wait! I mean crack pipe!


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:07

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The wing on top of the wing is awesome.

That roll bar is horrible.

I'll stop there, because I'd be here all night pointing out the obvious. That car has been ruined.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:13

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FFS Just because your car has a bazillion CID does not mean you need a retardulous hood to go with it.

CP. Steph is crying herself to sleep over this one somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:13

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So in other words, it actually costs less to run than Audis usually do!


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:13

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Aw, why'd it have to be 21,000? It's got the soul of a good car and the heart from a great one. If it were less than ten, I'd buy it, rip all the flashy stuff out, then have a really awesome weekend car that occasionally rips itself apart.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/06/2014 at 20:14

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I should swap out my C2's factory setup for the 997 Turbo's multi-step wing and then mount a GT3 RS's wing on top of that wing.


Kinja'd!!! Bubbles22 > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:23

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Crack pipe! Did I get it right?


Kinja'd!!! Mathias Rios > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:25

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Don't forget to mention it needing a head gasket replaced!
Car is not worth more than 1k.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > PS9
02/06/2014 at 20:45

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Look at how high that air cleaner is. That butcher job hood was a necessity.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:49

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1.) When will people realize that a poorly done roll bar actually makes your car LESS safe. Aside from rear downtubes the crossbar has bends that should not be there.

2.) No glass fuel filters, ever.

3.) How bad are the cooling problems on this thing?

4.) "xxx shot of NOS". Great, thanks for confirming you're an idiot, not like there was any doubt.

5.) Zip tie the gas bottle on to the roll bar?

Argh. Cool idea, poor execution.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 20:54

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CP, it made me throw up a little so.....


Kinja'd!!! Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Team6.1
02/06/2014 at 22:03

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And here we have yet another 944 that has been mercilessly destroyed. I should start keeping count. Wiring harness needs to be installed? Needs a head gasket? Shitty roll bar, cut up the body so you can't even recover it, a shitty hood as well? Yeah fuckin right. The worst part about it, is this guy probably did this to a running 944. Oh and nos? Dude this isn't fast and the furious.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 22:40

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/07/2014 at 00:48

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I never saw that Disney car

That is awesome!


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Manuél Ferrari
02/07/2014 at 00:54

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Wingo showed up briefly in the first movie, part of the pack of cars that screw with the transporter while he's sleepy and McQueen falls out the back.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/07/2014 at 01:08

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I need to watch those movies now

They might be for kids but they're about cars

Anything about cars is good


Kinja'd!!! xx45xx > Team6.1
02/07/2014 at 07:42

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donor porsche+this porsche+rolling chassis chevy ANYTHING and you have a track car and a drag car. just...put em back together...


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > xx45xx
02/07/2014 at 16:40

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I wonder how bad the inside of that engine is though


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PS9
02/07/2014 at 19:02

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's a 944. I'm laughing pretty hard right now.