Why? Because FLORIDA! Everyone's favoritest state!

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu)
02/06/2014 at 15:53 • Filed to: None

Dude sets fire to his apartment complex because he was told to stop masturbating in front of his window.

DISCUSSION (30)

Brian Silvestro > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 15:54

http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 15:55

We've all been there...

CKeffer > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 15:59

Considering he also shot himself in the face with a shotgun at some previous point in his life (not an easy feat), I'd venture that he may not be quite right in the head.

Roberto G. > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 15:59

Thanks for the nice, tasteful picture. Your dad?

DollaMoneyAve > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 16:00

At first, I figured you did some photoshopping to make his face look disfigured. Apparently that's his actual face from when he shot himself in the face with a shotfun.

Tekamul > DollaMoneyAve
02/06/2014 at 16:01

shotfun

Best typo EVAR

Niquemarshall > DollaMoneyAve
02/06/2014 at 16:01

Idk why, but I thought the "shotfun" comment was HILARIOUS

KB Garage > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 16:03

Kurt Cobain dies, this guy lives. What a cruel, cruel world. Although we got Foo Fighters out of the deal so I guess it's not all bad.

Desu-San-Desu > Roberto G.
02/06/2014 at 16:03

No, that's the actual guy who did the burnurbating.

YSI-what can brown do for you > vdub_nut: scooter snob
02/06/2014 at 16:05

They shouldn't be looking the window I say!! They are 6 they should know better!

ttyymmnn > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 16:05

Why is he masturbating? I'm sure that, with those looks, he'd be a hit with chicks.

CalzoneGolem > KB Garage
02/06/2014 at 16:07

Wait, how is that not all bad again?

hangus77 > Tekamul
02/06/2014 at 16:07

LOL

I'm going to shoot mutha f*ckas wit mah shotfun on the way home from work. It runs on shells filled with double ought rainbows

KB Garage > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:09

I like me some '90s FF on occasion.

puddler > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 16:10

i'm telling y'all. http://www.dreamindemon.com/

this is what finally talked me into moving away from cities. life has never been better.

florida comes up way more often than any other state.

CalzoneGolem > KB Garage
02/06/2014 at 16:11

I think I might have been soured by the constant comparisons to Nirvana. The Foo don't do it for me.

DollaMoneyAve > Tekamul
02/06/2014 at 16:11

That was no typo. I'm a proud Mossberg 500 owner :)

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > ttyymmnn
02/06/2014 at 16:19

Nah, just a real blast.

#IllSeeMyselfOutNow

KB Garage > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:22

Really? None of their stuff?

I don't think I've ever compared them or thought about them being musically similar to Nirvana. Sounds like a conversation for people who care way more than I do about music.

CalzoneGolem > KB Garage
02/06/2014 at 16:25

None that I've heard. A lot of media was into the comparisons when the Foo was new.

KB Garage > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:26

And now they're into Miley Cyrus. Take that however you like.

CalzoneGolem > KB Garage
02/06/2014 at 16:26

I'll take it black, thank you.

KB Garage > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:30

Kinja'd!!!

Best I could do on short notice.

edit: that's like four out of five times I've been kinja'd today. I just don't get it. It didn't use to be this bad.

KB Garage > KB Garage
02/06/2014 at 16:33

Of course, I edit, save, edit, save: nothing.

Edit, complain, save: presto.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 16:38

Kinja'd!!!

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2014 at 19:51

To be fair, he does have an 'aww why the fuck do you think I would care' look in his good eye.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > KB Garage
02/07/2014 at 07:55

Extra points.

If Dave Grohl was the real brains behind Nirvana, whose are the brains behind Kurt Cobain?

KB Garage > JACU - I've got bonifides.
02/07/2014 at 08:47

Ermmm... Courtney Love?

JACU - I've got bonifides. > KB Garage
02/07/2014 at 08:50

Okay now. You are being deliberately obtuse!

KB Garage > JACU - I've got bonifides.
02/07/2014 at 09:16

I literally have no idea what you're talking about. I would apologize but I have no clue what for.