Had McDonald's for breakfast

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/04/2014 at 08:27 • Filed to: goodbyecruelworld

Feel like I am going to die.

DISCUSSION (47)

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:29

There's only thing worse than Kinja or Gawker. McDonald's.

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:29

I know the feel. I had two sausage and egg sandwiches from a little local food chain. I might be in cardiac arrest before noon.

Party-vi > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/04/2014 at 08:30

Hell I'm not even sure stomach acid can digest a McGriddle.

Party-vi > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
02/04/2014 at 08:30

Agreed. Urf.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:32

I wonder how they stay open, because I cannot eat anything from McDonalds without my digestive tract going to DEFCON 5.

Weirdly, I can tolerate non fried things at Wendy's. Sadly, this means no French fries. (I have to make those at home in order to avoid revolt)

GhostZ > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
02/04/2014 at 08:33

Defcon 5 would be calm and pleasant with no threat. Defcon 1 is what you fear in your gut.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > GhostZ
02/04/2014 at 08:36

So in that classic engineer manner, I will simply change the scale to invert it.

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:38

Yep. Stopped trying to eat anything besides a piece of fruit in the morning. THat's the benefit to bannanas, pears, apples, and the like - easy enough to eat in the morning. And as a bonus - they help cure hangovers if you had a long night out the night before.

KB Garage > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:40

Wow. Since you like playing with fire, why didn't you just eat a hot pocket? death pocket

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:40

Once in a while I get their breakfast burrito's, they are alright. But mostly I try not to eat there at all.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:45

Please tell me you didn't get a McGriddle ... those are literally the worst thing ever!

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
02/04/2014 at 08:46

>.>

<.<

Maybe.

Party-vi > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/04/2014 at 08:46

They were out of them this morning!!!

Tom McParland > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:47

McDonald's always seems like a good idea at the time...and then time passes. Not colon compatible.

Party-vi > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/04/2014 at 08:48

Oddly enough I've only ever gotten 2 hangovers. Once from mixing vodka and beer and the last time was from copious amounts of Jäger.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/04/2014 at 08:48

Their chicken wraps are actually pretty good. The wrap alone is decently filling if you want a light lunch and it actually has semi-fresh veggies with fiber in it so you don't crap a brick or have severe gastrointestinal distress.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:51

Gross man ... just gross.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
02/04/2014 at 08:55

IT'S A SAUSAGE PATTY BETWEEN TWO SYRUP PANCAKES HOW COULD I RESIST!?!?!?

"Let he who is without McDonald's breakfast cast the first stone"

ttyymmnn > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:56

I don't know, the sausage McMuffin is a guilty pleasure, and I like the hash browns. And you'd be hard pressed to find a better cup of fast food coffee.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:58

Kinja'd!!!

I had a bowl of Crispix and it was delicious!

*throws a large rock*

Hooker > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 08:59

The only thing worse than McDonalds? Leftover Taco Bell. I swear, at some point (nearing age 30) you lose the ability to process this crap.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:00

You see, there's the problem. You didn't get the bacon Mcgriddle. You need to go back right now and get a bacon Mcgriddle, and all will be well. Just remember to eat a handfull or so of the sugar free gummi bears after lunch today, to get the fatality.

Agrajag > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:05

A McGriddle? It was nice knowing you.

Party-vi > ttyymmnn
02/04/2014 at 09:09

The coffee was tasty. I avoided the hash brown patty since every time I gotten one I need to pre-soak the grease off of it.

Party-vi > Agrajag
02/04/2014 at 09:09

Party-vi > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
02/04/2014 at 09:09

You're an evil person.

Party-vi > Hooker
02/04/2014 at 09:10

My last Taco Bell experience.

20 minutes of bliss followed by 3 hours of writhing on the ground in pain.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
02/04/2014 at 09:11

Golem please. Get that rice/corn abomination outta here.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/04/2014 at 09:11

Yeah, for a while I had two jobs and only 10 minutes between them to eat something, so I'd pick up a McDonalds wrap, the packaging makes it easy to eat on the go. My favorite was the Sweet Chili wrap. Now that I no longer have that hectic situation I've all but stopped going to Mcdonalds once again, haha.

maximillious > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:12

I love their breakfast burritos but there is something in them, that when mixed with the Mcd's Orange Juice, it creates a gastrointestinal nuke. I always fear I am going to lift off the toilet and hit my head on the ceiling after eating them... but they are so fucking tasty so I will take the risk

Party-vi > maximillious
02/04/2014 at 09:12

It would be like the hulk ripping out the back of your pants.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:20

Maybe it would taste better if I wrapped it up in a McDonald's pancake? Spoiler: it won't that doesn't make anything better.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Hooker
02/04/2014 at 09:21

Leftover taco bell ??? You are a brave, brave man.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:22

I must have thermonuclear insulation in my stomach because I can eat Mcgriddles just fine.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:36

Sausage Egg-McGriddles *are* the breakfast of champions. Golem's just jealous.

Hooker > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 09:36

Same. Totally worth it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/04/2014 at 09:37

What about wrapping sausage in Crispix?

Hooker > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
02/04/2014 at 09:37

I couldn't finish it. I bought too much (easy to do when the whole menu is close to a dollar and you get a ton of food!) Brave, or stupid?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
02/04/2014 at 09:39

Seconded. I can also eat Taco Bell with impunity.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/04/2014 at 09:39

I wrap my sausage in Crispix every morning ...

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/04/2014 at 09:41

Never eating breakfast at your house now, that's for sure. Serial (cereal) molester...

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/04/2014 at 09:44

We must be from the same bloodline.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/04/2014 at 09:45

I assure you it is completely consensual.

DuckDraper > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 10:15

Haha I feel you man, that should be Mcdonald's slogan. Bah-da-bum-bah-bahhh... I'm having a stroke.

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 10:58

Digest and McDonalds in the same sentence? I've never heard of that before.

Leadbull > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 11:03

I love McDonald's breakfast. Sausage, egg, & cheese biscuit and a Cinnamon Melt. Those two food items might be the only decent things on their menu.

JGrabowMSt > Party-vi
02/04/2014 at 12:05

The last time I ate fast food, it was Wendy's. Luckily, it never did that to me. I can't go back though. Never never.

Been about 3 years. Also gave up soda mostly. I only drink it when there is no water available.

My girlfriend's older brother routinely does the "triple threat." I don't know how he survives. I personally wouldn't make it to lunch if I even tried that. Eating out in general pains me. I have to be really picky.

#inaworldwherebowelsrule