"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
12/31/2014 at 10:39 • Filed to: anger rising, sketch, comic
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"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
12/31/2014 at 10:39 • Filed to: anger rising, sketch, comic | 9
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I was on my way to the grocery store. There is about a 4 mile stretch of road that is 55mph. The person in front of me was hovering between 30-35mph the entire way.
What seemed to be 3 hours later, I arrive at my destination. I pull into the turning lane and as how I have a yield sign, I check to my left... And that same car is now turning into the wrong entrance lane.
Alfalfa
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 10:43 |
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Was this the same car that was doing 30?
And do you really look like Johnny Depp?
jariten1781
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 10:46 |
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Turn into my neighborhood is like this. Every time I see someone doing that I notice them looking at a glowing GPS.
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Agrajag
> Alfalfa
12/31/2014 at 10:48 |
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Yes, it was the same car.
Weird. I have been told that before, but did not think my shitty drawing did at all.
WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 10:50 |
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ALWAYS HOON past, then keep hooning until you can't see them.
BigBlock440
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 10:54 |
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These illustrations are great, makes the post much more entertaining.
Xyl0c41n3
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 10:55 |
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Moar "Driving with Agrajag: Illustrated" posts, please. They're pretty entertaining.
PatBateman
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:01 |
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Here is an original drawing expressing my jealousy of your artistic skills. Enjoy.
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Agrajag
> PatBateman
12/31/2014 at 11:03 |
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Your menorah is missing a few candles.
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Agrajag
> Xyl0c41n3
12/31/2014 at 11:03 |
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Thanks. So far I've tagged them all "anger rising".
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Agrajag
> BigBlock440
12/31/2014 at 11:04 |
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Thank you.
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Agrajag
> WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot
12/31/2014 at 11:04 |
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Had I legally been able to pass there I would have.
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Alfalfa
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:05 |
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Oh, it totally does. The hair, glasses, and trimmed facial hair scream Depp to me.
As always, I enjoy your illustrations.
ACESandEIGHTS
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:11 |
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I feel your pain and I'mma let you finish but this reminds me of the two highways that I can use to get to work. Both are two lanes, no passing the entire way (less than 10 miles) peppered with two to three stoplights. Both have an average speed limit of 45mph the entire way.
Why the F do people tailgate when you're doing 45-55 on these joints? You can't pass, brosef. You can't expect someone to exceed the limit by more than 5-10 mph on a f'ing county/state road especially one that's so urban as to have zero passing along the entire route. If you're behind me and feeling anxious, assume that either A) I'm only going as fast as the car in front of me will allow or B) I'm already going as much over the speed limit as I ever will barring an emergency. You're not passing. You're not getting me to go faster. Get you a book on tape, fiddle with your radio, LEAVE YOUR HOME EARLIER or do some frickin' thing outside of my rearview, you freakin juicebox.
Gamecat235
> PatBateman
12/31/2014 at 11:11 |
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Your signature tells me that you grew up wanting to be an athlete (perhaps even were one).
This has been Gamecat's overgeneralization of 2014 (had to get it out before the year was over).
(Can't wait to see how wrong I am).
(I like parentheticals)
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PatBateman
> Gamecat235
12/31/2014 at 11:20 |
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Actually... Yes. I played sports all through elementary, middle school... But then I got to high school. And I went out for football. And I realized that my huge Super 5A high school was an athletic powerhouse; if you weren't totally awesome from day one, you were riding the pine all season. This is why our football team never lost a regular season game while I was there, and also why I instead learned to play eight musical instruments/became a firefighter at age 16.
This has been Pat's ridiculously long explanation of his fake name signature's interpretation of 2014.
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Agrajag
> ACESandEIGHTS
12/31/2014 at 11:22 |
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That is a constant occurrence on this road. Every once in a while some asshat will fly down that center lane and almost always get pulled over. No matter how pissed I get I'll still maintain my 2-3 car lengths. I'll just make a little comic to vent my frustration.
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PatBateman
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:23 |
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ACESandEIGHTS
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:28 |
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I want to see the pulled over part. That suicide lane garbage happens occasionally on my commutes, to the point where the police will now park their cruisers in the center lane as a sort of "if you see this and realize your error, it's already too late" median. I know it's preventative, but I still want to see someone backed up behind several cars swing out and hit the gas and then say "I've made a terrible mistake" as the lights start to flash.
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Agrajag
> ACESandEIGHTS
12/31/2014 at 11:35 |
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Since were on the topic of center lane rage... The center lane is only for people making left turns . That way they can remove themselves from the flow of traffic and make the turn at their leisure. It is not a merging lane for people leaving a business and wanting to make a left onto the road. So many times I will get into the lane to make a left only to come face to face with someone stopped, with their passenger blinker on, waiting to get into the traffic flow. I got into an argument with a co-worker about this and the next day she got pulled over for this exact thing.
Snooder87
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:43 |
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Makes sense. Guy in unfamiliar neighborhood is driving slowly so he won't miss his turn and then ends up missing the proper turn anyway and has to use a different entry.
uofime
> PatBateman
12/31/2014 at 11:46 |
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at least you have a good signature, errr fake signature.
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Agrajag
> Snooder87
12/31/2014 at 12:05 |
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That's almost certainly the case. I doubt the grocery store was his target. Probably the interstate entrance 1/4 mile up the road.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> PatBateman
12/31/2014 at 19:54 |
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i wish i could draw this good!