Quattro Joke

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 12/30/2014 at 13:58 • Filed to: None

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Awesome: Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and says,

"It'sa illegal to puta five people in a Quattro."

"What are you talking about?" the driver asked.

"Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people."

"Quattro is just the name of the car."

"Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law."

"You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!"

"He can'ta come."

"Why not?"

"He'sa busy witha two guys in an Uno."

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > 505Turbeaux 12/30/2014 at 14:15

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Oh dear.

And now I'm picturing two dudes in an Egoista. It'sa not-a pretty...

tromoly > 505Turbeaux 12/30/2014 at 14:41

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The punchline could also be about a BAC Mono.

Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V) > 505Turbeaux 12/30/2014 at 14:53

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So the Dome Zero is - by all means - illegal.

505Turbeaux > Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V) 12/30/2014 at 14:55

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all the time, so it should live in my garage to keep it away from any of you lawbreakers

45bullets > 505Turbeaux 12/30/2014 at 16:30

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what about the koeniggsegg one:1?

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 12/30/2014 at 16:37

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I'll bet they'd give a Quattroporte a pass. Bastards.

505Turbeaux > RallyWrench 12/30/2014 at 16:38

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lol I bet they would

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > 45bullets 12/30/2014 at 17:31

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One plus 1 equals 2.

45bullets > Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight 12/30/2014 at 18:33

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Ah, you see, but the name is/means 1=1 not 1+1.

The Compromiser > 505Turbeaux 12/30/2014 at 21:20

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Shouldn't. Its only for doors...

ACESandEIGHTS > RallyWrench 12/31/2014 at 09:47

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I believe they caught this guy in a the rear of a Quattroporte and they were just bent.

You can'ta putta Hatch in the back-a! I make-a you pizza!

ACESandEIGHTS > 505Turbeaux 12/31/2014 at 09:55

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Know who was better than Stig Blomqvist? Michele Mouton. I just need to put it out there. Stig was like Baron Harkonen in a compact car. Michele was grace on wheels.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > ACESandEIGHTS 01/01/2015 at 17:03

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