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12/29/2014 at 10:29 • Filed to: LISTS
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"Margin Of Error" (marginoferror)
12/29/2014 at 10:29 • Filed to: LISTS | 1
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Good Morning fellow Jalops and Opponauts, hope you all had a great Christmas.
Yesterday, while shopping for clothes at my local Forever21, I witnessed a very classical situation : a BMW using 2 parking spots.
I decided to compile a list of the 10 best cars for asshats.
Here we go :
10 - Service van #14
Chap, we all know your struggling business is a one man show, and that this is your only van, which is also your home.
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9 - The Ego Booster
If you're going to brag about driving a Mercedes-Benz, better not be one of these beater 190.
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8 - Kia Sorento with the clip-on faux BMW grille
Go home, you are not fooling anyone.
7 - Subaru SVX
Sweet car, pal, but it drives like a Buick. And we all know that manual swap you keep talking about will never happen.
6 - Toyota Prius
Brainwashed people thinking they are saving the planet while actually making even more damage ? How cute !
5 - The J-Body Tuner
Nothing screams "I have no idea what I'm doing" like dropping money on these turds.
4 - Pontiac Hearse
What kind of ill-mannered funeral director decides to cart bodies around in a Pontiac ?
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3 - Nissan NV2500
Nothing makes me more angry than these vans. People buying them must be mean individuals.
2 - BMW e39 5 series
We all agree the e39 is a masterpiece, but unfortunately, we can't say the same about the asswipes who initially bought leased them.
The e39 single-handedly made BMW the brand of choice for douchenozzles who can't operate simple things like blinkers or use only one parking spot.
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1 - YOU DECIDE
Submit your best car for obnoxious people below in the comment section, the winner will be revealed this afternoon.
Gonemad
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12/29/2014 at 10:50 |
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I will take number 5, every asshat that watched Fast and Furious once wants to imitate them;
and I take number 2. The douchebaggery is strong on this one. Look at that dumbass parking over 3, I said THREE parking spots. Three compact parking spots, but still. Douche. Bag.
I vote down Service Van (10). This man is self-employed, living his dream, and 'murica is ALL ABOUT THAT.
And I vote down the dude in the Pontiac Hearse (4); he never heard any complaint from its users!
The prius (6) owners are just trying to care about the planet, albeit failing at that, while the gigantic Nissan at number 3 may just have an equally large family.
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> Gonemad
12/29/2014 at 11:02 |
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Any suggestion for #1 ?
GeorgeyBoy
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12/29/2014 at 11:22 |
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I must be an asshat because I like most of these.
wantafuncar
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12/29/2014 at 11:36 |
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I nominate the bro truck for #1.
99.999999% of these will never leave pavement, and even if they did the owner probably wouldn't know how to use it. 99.999999% will never tow or haul.
Most of the time when I see one the driver is weaving in and out of traffic and driving so much faster than everyone else that he appears to be attempting to obtain a new record best time or is rushing his wife/girlfriend/? to a deliver a new bro child.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
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12/29/2014 at 12:37 |
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Wait why a Nissan van?
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> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/29/2014 at 14:07 |
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Because they are terrible and people who like them must also be terrible.
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
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12/29/2014 at 14:10 |
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Well, I for one have never driven or been in one. Are they that much worse than a Ramvan or whatever else?
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Gonemad
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12/29/2014 at 14:10 |
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Why yes, I got three 'items' that scream OBNOXIOUS:
1. Chrysler 500. Yes, they think they are so important because they can afford this sedan. Except they are driving it themselves instead of a paid professional to do their driving that they wish they could afford. And they can't afford a Rolls Royce either.
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See the difference? Class.
Compare to Bugatti Veyron, that still costs gobs of money, but lack class. Not classy, but not obnoxious either. In fact, they could all potentially be party-goers, since this car is a showoff, and according to Jalopnik, they have 38 other cars, 2 jets, and a yacht to party in. Party people tend to be sociable and entertaining.
2. Not a car per se, but a whole category: Coal Burners. Not just obnoxious, but also noxious.
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Need I say more?
3. To wrap it, the most obnoxious people ever: The rolling stereo.
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It doesn't matter what kind of music they listen (it usually doesn't match yours), they will listen to it cranked up to 14, because they believe the rest of the planet should listen to them. No, really, these guys will pop their trunks open and make sure 4 complete zip codes can hear it. Think of any compact hatchback; they have one that was turned into this monstrosity. From Golf's to Civic's to Focus, I've seen and heard this before.
Not all guys that compete in SPL are dumbasses, absolutely not; but the ones that do, that have no regard for laws, and have poor music taste, these guys are the worse. No matter reasoning, talking, arguing, you have to call the police on these. OBNOXIOUS.
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> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/29/2014 at 14:36 |
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They are visually offensive.
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
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12/29/2014 at 14:39 |
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Oh I see.
thebigbossyboss
> Gonemad
12/30/2014 at 15:22 |
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Hey...I own #5!
Because.....ricecar?
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thebigbossyboss
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12/30/2014 at 15:24 |
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Hello. This is driver #5 reporting in!!
I have had my rice rocketed Cavalier for 5 years now. I'm a bit bored of it, but it is very loud....which is why I bought it. Loud = good.