"McMike" (mcmike)
12/31/2014 at 23:30 Filed to: batshitbabes2014, 2014Pagaent
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"McMike" (mcmike)
12/31/2014 at 23:30 Filed to: batshitbabes2014, 2014Pagaent | 10
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Ladies and Jalops, thanks to your effort in 2014 Batshit
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Rounds, I am proud to present you the winners of the 2014 Miss Jalopnik Batshit Babe Pageant.
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Our second runner up, with 18% of the vote is
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Miss Jones, also known as the Tanny Nanny, could possibly be the dumbest babe on the podium. Not only did she leave kids in the car she was supposed to be watching, she also tried to blame it on the mother of the children who wasnt anywhere near the salon that day.
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Our first runner up, with 20% of the vote is
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Miss Congleton, also known as .413..... Wait, what? was so goddamn wasted that if you divided her BAL by .08, she was drunk enough for five women.
Now thats a party - just leave the kids at home.
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Here she is . Your winner, with 27% of the vote - Miss Jalopnik BatshitBabe 2014!!
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Nothing says Batshit like the Sunday Stephanie had earlier this year:
God was pissed at her for smoking pot during the day instead of just at night to relax (which he says is OK) and then she started listening to Satan, who got into her ear after he found out how mad she was that her husband worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol. So, sometime before 10:00 p.m. that night she crashed her car into the church and stabbed her husband Steven when he came to check on her.
Stephanie also won three of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! this year:
Miss Best Mug Shot,
Miss Would Hit,
Miss Most Batshit
Not only did our little Stephanie win the crown, she has also won her freedom.
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Takuro Spirit
> McMike
12/31/2014 at 11:09 |
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Congrats, Ingrid!!
Agrajag
> McMike
12/31/2014 at 11:11 |
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Kind of surprised Miss October and June made it that high. While dumb and showing poor decision making I wouldn't say they were batshit crazy. Miss March is definitely worthy of that top spot.
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McMike
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 11:41 |
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I posted the results on the final round post. Those three had been in the lead the whole time.
thebigbossyboss
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 14:15 |
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I voted for Miss October. That is a truly ridiculous BAC. Having that much alcohol would kill a normal person. Totally wasted passed out drunk is like .25
shop-teacher
> Agrajag
12/31/2014 at 23:39 |
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Gotta disagree with you on Miss June. She could have killed those kids. If she did that to my kids, I'd be awaiting trial on manslaughter charges right now.
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Agrajag
> thebigbossyboss
01/01/2015 at 00:15 |
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My requirements to meet batshit are very specific,haha. What Miss October did was an astounding physical feat, almost superhuman. When I think of batshit crazy I think of someone like that NASA lady from a few years back.
Happy New Year!!
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Agrajag
> shop-teacher
01/01/2015 at 00:20 |
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Similar to my reply to Bossyboss. I have different guidelines I suppose. Miss June showed horrendous decision making, and the ignorance of a selfish and vain person. I'd be on your side if I was a juror.
Happy New Year!!!
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thebigbossyboss
> Agrajag
01/01/2015 at 15:28 |
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Happy new years to you Agrajag.
CalzoneGolem
> McMike
01/02/2015 at 10:34 |
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Miss 5 still had the best mug shot.
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McMike
> CalzoneGolem
01/02/2015 at 11:22 |
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You're damn right she did. The jail released two mug shots.
