I no longer have a Jalop card...

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 12/28/2014 at 21:55 • Filed to: None

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I think these look great.

Fine, just take it god damnit!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 21:57

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#dadapproved

Alex from Toronto > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 21:58

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Its ok I like the design too.

 V8 Rustler > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 21:59

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Not Avalon, but related:

"Grounded to the ground"

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:00

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if you turn off traction control, they pull decently. The CVT paddles are crap, manual shifting is crap except for going up hills, the Eco tires will have no grip, and it's a Camry. I would dream to have a Camry All trac cop spec sedan. Goodies like suspension parts from TRD and the celica alltrac, a bigger engine, and the ability to jump curbs

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 12/28/2014 at 22:01

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I'm a dad, and I DO NOT APPROVE!

PS9 > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:02

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I drove one once. Here's my review of it.

TheHondaBro >  V8 Rustler 12/28/2014 at 22:03

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#obligatory

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:04

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They make me want to poke my eyes out with hot pokers. It's like putting lipstick on a pig.

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:04

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You're a Honda guy so that's to be expected.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:05

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I own dead car brands only > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:05

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at this point, all the mid size sedans look the damn same to me. Remove the badging and call it a:

-Ford

-honda

-KIA/Hyundai

-acura

-chevrolet

-Subaru

And I'll believe you.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:05

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0/10 would rather new Impala.

wkiernan > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:06

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What would make that car uniquely perfect for its target audience? In one word: balls. A Toyota (i.e. unbreakable) implementation of the Citroën hyrdopneumatic suspension. All their competitors would offer less silk-smooth comfort.

TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti 12/28/2014 at 22:07

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#beige

Seriously though, I don't mind it. The headlights look pretty nice at night.

Tohru > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:08

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My dad works at a Toyota dealer. His favorite car on the lot right now is a '14 Corolla S Plus 6MT with the TRD exhaust package.

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:11

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I forgot to add a ; ) after my comment, but I think you picked up on that.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:11

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They've stepped their game up, but I hate how beige mobiles are getting those sport likes headlights now. It becomes very difficult to separate the performance cars from the beige mobiles.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:11

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Can you pick me up a few things at the grocery store?

Manuél Ferrari > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:13

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Ewwww

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 12/28/2014 at 22:14

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I'm getting Twinkies. That's all.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 12/28/2014 at 22:19

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That's an Avalon. It isn't supposed to be a corner carver. It was built to transfer retirees from their retirement village to the senior discount buffet's in Florida.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:20

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There is nothing wrong with that. Toyota makes awesome cars :)

Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:37

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PyramidHat > TheHondaBro 12/28/2014 at 22:37

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Now hold on there, Columbo. Check these out:

http://corporatenews.pressroom.toyota.com/releases/toyot…

and

http://www.hotrod.com/events/1411-to…

Anything that can be made into a racecar can't be all that bad. Remember: This is a group that will salivate over a diesel Chevette, so long as it has a 4 speed, so there is no real moral high ground to judge from.

Finally, the fact that you were cognizant enough to know that said Camry was nothing vogue with the Jalop set means that you are still Jalop enough.

Now put that card back in your wallet. Also, toss that condom - don't you know that using one of those after it's sat in your wallet for 3 years is a one-way road to fatherhood? :D

Vicente Esteve > Manuél Ferrari 12/28/2014 at 23:54

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That aint no Diesel powered 'Ssat, am I right Rusto!

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > TheHondaBro 12/29/2014 at 00:10

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Base XTS is the better car in class/at price.

Manuél Ferrari > Vicente Esteve 12/29/2014 at 00:36

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Exactly!

Not a Passat TDI

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheHondaBro 12/29/2014 at 00:39

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BLAND!

haier2 > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 12/29/2014 at 01:00

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My pops moved from a Cadillac DTS to a Hybrid one of these. He really likes it, I have a hard time with it. They both make me miss his 96 Acura RL. #dadapproved

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > haier2 12/29/2014 at 01:38

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those old RLs are pretty cool, never been in one though.