Some Social Commentary

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
12/28/2014 at 20:35 • Filed to: None

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I give you the car guy's Walmart Shopping cart

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 20:48

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3 items to make the cashier blush. I live that game.

1. plastic tarp

2. Six pack of Vaseline

3. Spatula


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 20:50

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That sounds fun


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 20:54

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you um... Got a cart for that?


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 20:57

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You forgot whipped cream and Twister.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PowderHound
12/28/2014 at 20:58

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I expected to buy more stuff, ended up not buying more stuff


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > PowderHound
12/28/2014 at 21:00

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You beat me to it.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > JGrabowMSt
12/28/2014 at 21:02

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That would be five things. The game is limited to three. Constraints are what make it challenging.

1. Blank video tapes

2. Rubber gloves

3. Peanut butter


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > JGrabowMSt
12/28/2014 at 21:04

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Yesterday at Target a dad and his little girl were walking around the toy aisle looking for Twister. All they could find was the little kid version, but dad wanted the full-sized one so his whole family could play. He turned to his daughter and said, while reading the box "'For ages 3 and younger.' Are you older than 3?" And she says "yes!" And then he says "Well, so is mommy. Mommy is waaaaaaaaaaaaay older than 3."

I just started chuckling to myself.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 21:04

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People still sell video tapes?


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 21:04

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bring a friend?

1) Chapstick

2) Gaffers Tape

3) Fold up beach chair


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 21:06

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makes sense then. Got to see up for car parts


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > JGrabowMSt
12/28/2014 at 21:11

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If you are ever drunk enough to do this in real life, it's always best with a big group of people who all look nervously at the checker.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 21:12

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So fancy


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 21:12

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I don't drink, but should I ever change my mind, I'm sure I'll give it a go.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Brickman
12/28/2014 at 21:15

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Now all I need is a Rolls


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 21:39

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No mustard for me, thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 22:04

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I bet you you drifted that Kart all through the iles.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Vicente Esteve
12/28/2014 at 22:10

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Nah, it had a squeaky wheel. When I heard it the first thought that came to mind was "I wonder if I can fix that". Lol


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 22:11

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Amateur hour.

Enemas

Tequila

Honestly, almost anything you put here will work.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > yamahog
12/28/2014 at 22:16

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Enemas is kind of a trump card though.

It's like Michael on the Office always pulling the gun in improv class


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 22:50

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Haha, thats the last thing I would think. Id be all:

"Damn, with these wheels I can't sneek up on motha-fuckas"