"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
12/28/2014 at 20:35 • Filed to: None | 0 | 21 |
I give you the car guy's Walmart Shopping cart
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 20:48 | 0 |
3 items to make the cashier blush. I live that game.
1. plastic tarp
2. Six pack of Vaseline
3. Spatula
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 20:50 | 0 |
That sounds fun
PowderHound
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 20:54 | 2 |
you um... Got a cart for that?
JGrabowMSt
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 20:57 | 0 |
You forgot whipped cream and Twister.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> PowderHound
12/28/2014 at 20:58 | 0 |
I expected to buy more stuff, ended up not buying more stuff
Xyl0c41n3
> PowderHound
12/28/2014 at 21:00 | 0 |
You beat me to it.
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> JGrabowMSt
12/28/2014 at 21:02 | 0 |
That would be five things. The game is limited to three. Constraints are what make it challenging.
1. Blank video tapes
2. Rubber gloves
3. Peanut butter
Xyl0c41n3
> JGrabowMSt
12/28/2014 at 21:04 | 1 |
Yesterday at Target a dad and his little girl were walking around the toy aisle looking for Twister. All they could find was the little kid version, but dad wanted the full-sized one so his whole family could play. He turned to his daughter and said, while reading the box "'For ages 3 and younger.' Are you older than 3?" And she says "yes!" And then he says "Well, so is mommy. Mommy is waaaaaaaaaaaaay older than 3."
I just started chuckling to myself.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 21:04 | 0 |
People still sell video tapes?
JGrabowMSt
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 21:04 | 1 |
bring a friend?
1) Chapstick
2) Gaffers Tape
3) Fold up beach chair
PowderHound
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 21:06 | 0 |
makes sense then. Got to see up for car parts
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> JGrabowMSt
12/28/2014 at 21:11 | 0 |
If you are ever drunk enough to do this in real life, it's always best with a big group of people who all look nervously at the checker.
Brickman
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 21:12 | 0 |
So fancy
JGrabowMSt
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 21:12 | 1 |
I don't drink, but should I ever change my mind, I'm sure I'll give it a go.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Brickman
12/28/2014 at 21:15 | 1 |
Now all I need is a Rolls
shop-teacher
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 21:39 | 0 |
No mustard for me, thanks!
Vicente Esteve
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 22:04 | 0 |
I bet you you drifted that Kart all through the iles.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Vicente Esteve
12/28/2014 at 22:10 | 0 |
Nah, it had a squeaky wheel. When I heard it the first thought that came to mind was "I wonder if I can fix that". Lol
yamahog
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/28/2014 at 22:11 | 0 |
Amateur hour.
Enemas
Tequila
Honestly, almost anything you put here will work.
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> yamahog
12/28/2014 at 22:16 | 0 |
Enemas is kind of a trump card though.
It's like Michael on the Office always pulling the gun in improv class
Vicente Esteve
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/28/2014 at 22:50 | 0 |
Haha, thats the last thing I would think. Id be all:
"Damn, with these wheels I can't sneek up on motha-fuckas"