Opened up the CD changer in the E39's trunk...

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/28/2014 at 16:00 • Filed to: None

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Turns out the previous owner was your stereotypical BMW asshat.

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:04

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I'd be curious to know what the PO thinks rap is all about.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spaceball-Two 12/28/2014 at 16:06

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Hell if I know. I threw it away and replaced it with some Fleetwood Mac.

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:07

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Good choice.

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:11

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See, I would judge Steely Dan, Knickleback, and boy bands more harshly.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:13

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I don't know what the hell he ripped onto those CDs, but I would have thrown them all away except the Kanye West album.

Alfalfa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:14

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That's where my G-mix went! Boy, you betta git that back to me. 4 reel.

claramag, Mustaco Master > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:16

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It's amazing how much a grammatical fuck up a missing apostrophe can cause. Change the exclamation to a question and it sounds like a riddle.

"What raps all about? What's riddled and torn?
What blasts Kanye West at 3 in the morn?"

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:16

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suburban gangsta!

yamahog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:19

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And here I was expecting some Phil Collins, Huey Lewis and the News...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spaceball-Two 12/28/2014 at 16:19

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Also the Cars and a Van Halen album.

BrownMiataDieselWagon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:20

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In his defense, The College Dropout is a great album.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Alfalfa 12/28/2014 at 16:21

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You'll have to go dumpster diving if you want it.

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:25

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The rest was almost forgivable, but this puts PO over the edge.

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 16:33

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Get out of my library

Spaceball-Two > Steve in Manhattan 12/28/2014 at 16:37

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Aw what's wrong with Steely Dan? Now if it was Rush...

ranwhenparked > Spaceball-Two 12/28/2014 at 16:42

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Yeah, leave the Dan alone!

Tohru > Steve in Manhattan 12/28/2014 at 18:01

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B-but I like Nickelback. They're easy to hate on, and they're not going to revolutionize music, but they write decent music and put on a hell of a live show. When I saw them in Milwaukee, Chad Kroeger said on-stage "Y'know, I've got the best job in the world. I get to sit around, drink beer, hit the bong, and write songs." I appreciate that kind of honesty over how pretentious a lot of musicians get.

Manny05x > claramag, Mustaco Master 12/28/2014 at 19:12

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I am hoping the G mix is a Kenny G album.

manticore33 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/28/2014 at 21:13

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I found easy listening Kenny-G type of music from the PO of the car. At least he/she drove manual.

thebigbossyboss > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/14/2015 at 15:17

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Meh I dont even title my cds/

VonBelmont > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/14/2015 at 17:42

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Our e38 had a far more schizoid selection

1) Mid-2000s hip hop (Usher, 3 6 Mafia, Ludacris, Ying Yang Twins, Eminem, Flo Rida, Snoop Dogg, etc.) B2

2) Late '00s pop (Duran Duran, James Blunt, Madonna, Cascada, Gwen Stefani, LMFAO, Girls Aloud, Rhianna, Kid Cudi, Britney Spears, etc) B1

3) '90s Dance Music (Deee Lite, Black Box, Madonna, Eiffel 65, Crystal Waters, Heavy D, Cher, etc.) B1/me

4) Early 2000s alt rock (White Stripes, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Fountains of Wayne, Metallica, Panic at the Disco, Nickelshit, etc.) B2/me

5) Black Eyed Peas-Monkey Business B2

6) Phil Collins-No Jacket Required/Nirvana-Nevermind D

7) Shrek Soundtrack M

8) Kanye West-College Dropout (twinning!) B2

9) NSync B1

10) Virgil Fox-Heavy Organ B2/D

And a copy of Jock Jams in the tape deck. Nobody owned up to that one.

As you can see, my family has bizarre, bordering on shitty, taste in music. I still saved those discs for nostalgia's sake, anyway.

VonBelmont > yamahog 01/14/2015 at 17:49

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Don't just stare at it, eat it.

VonBelmont > Spaceball-Two 01/14/2015 at 17:52

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I'll venture a couple guesses: