Parking Lot Assholes   Part:1

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
12/26/2014 at 22:34 • Filed to: anger rising, sketch, comic

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When I pulled into the parking lot I was the only vehicle. When I left, there was this jackass. Traffic is directional(hence the arrows) so presumably this guy came in the wrong direction as well. Either that or they completed a complex series of maneuvers just to situate themselves that way . The front of their vehicle was inches from mine, but because of their love of angles I had plenty of room to open my door and escape.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Coachrotte33 > Agrajag
12/26/2014 at 22:37

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bro-truck mating ritual?


Kinja'd!!! CB > Agrajag
12/26/2014 at 22:38

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Nice touch.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Agrajag
12/26/2014 at 22:45

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Maybe the driver noticed how far his long vehicle was sticking out into the driving lane and was doing his best to make sure there was room behind him while taking up as few parking spots as possible?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Agrajag
12/26/2014 at 22:48

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I once came out of a goodwill parking lot, and found a black 80 something Chevy Suburban parked parallel to, but not more than one inch from the driver's side of my car. I was pissed, I had to climb into my car from the passenger side. I was temped to some how vandalized that idiots truck, but I rose above that savage urge.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > CB
12/26/2014 at 23:00

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Thanks, but I didn't put em there. I'm merely an observer.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/26/2014 at 23:01

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If I couldn't have gotten in from the driver side I was contemplating leaving a nice note.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
12/26/2014 at 23:03

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Maybe, but you would still think they'd point it they other way.


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Agrajag
12/26/2014 at 23:14

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there was a few weeks at work where someone was always parked directly next to me and be as sideways as possible while still in the lines. Mildly infuriating.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > PowderHound
12/26/2014 at 23:26

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Being within the lines is almost worse.