Question

"scoob" (scoobsti)
12/25/2014 at 23:28 • Filed to: None

Theoretically, you and your romantic partner, who is most likely of the female gender, are accompanying each other, when the cellular telephone, of which you are the legal owner, abruptly emits an audible tone, which is highly likely to be your default sound that will play when someone from another location, usually within your country of residence, depending on your telephone carrier or provider, inputs a finite pattern composed of numerical units into their legally owned cellular telephone, which in turn will send a wave that goes through a complex process that includes radios and telephone towers. You walk over to the area that the cellular telephone is physically placed, and you translate the telephone receiver from it's resting area, where it is mechanically constructed to fit into, all the way in the direction towards your ear drums, and then place the northern part of the device to your ear, and then place the southern part near your mouth, most likely onto your cheek. A voice that resembles that of an adult male proclaims "What activity are you currently in the process of completing, that involves having my female offspring attend!?". You immediately notify your female romantic companion, and she educates you on the objective fact that the paternal guardian that she normally refers to as "Father" has stopped living some time in the past, and is also currently deceased. If the details of this story are in fact, the truth, than it is now your duty to answer the question of 'Who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone?'.

DISCUSSION (25)

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:31

It took me a while to realize what this was. 10/10 u got me.

FocusedMark > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:31

Run!

scoob > FocusedMark
12/25/2014 at 23:32

Run was calling my romantic companion and I on my cellular telephone?!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:34

Looks like your christmas just turned into Halloween

FocusedMark > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:35

No. Drop the cellular phone and sweep your female companion off her feet and leave the place of residence at a high rate of speed.

That's Engineering? > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:46

Is the answer either Mom (presumably aged, as women typically develop a slightly deeper pitch of voice later in life [and you said presumably male, as an assumption] {no offense intended to anyone - just speaking from antecdotal evidence!!}) or biological father, as the presumption is that she referred to "father" was not, in fact, her biological father but rather her step father, who could be deceased and she would not technically be offspring?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:51

Huh?

I don't get it.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:53

Either it's her mother and you can't identify gender of voices for shit/her mother had her sex changed; or it's her grandfather; or you're also female and an idiot cause it's actually YOUR father.

I'm sure there's a logical and realistic reason for this.

CB > scoob
12/25/2014 at 23:54

You motherfucker.

That's Engineering? > That's Engineering?
12/26/2014 at 00:00

Or it's a generational father (I.e. Grandfather, great-grandfather)

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/26/2014 at 00:01

Would you be so kind as to explain it to me?

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/26/2014 at 00:02

Is it a pop song?

macanamera > scoob
12/26/2014 at 00:04

dude I have drank too much whiskey to understand this

but her dad called you? but it's not her dad?

That's Engineering? > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
12/26/2014 at 00:07

If I'm correct in interpreting, it's a basic riddle which essentially asks (after an extremely long-winded premise, in my opinion), "who, that sounds like a male, is calling, even though the girl's "father" is deceased?"

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
12/26/2014 at 00:08

Kinja'd!!!

This will explain it.

shop-teacher > scoob
12/26/2014 at 00:11

Alright, I'm confuzzled. I'll say her mom had been smoking for decades, and so she sounds like a man.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob
12/26/2014 at 00:30

Kinja'd!!!

also circle jerking is to be used at a different time.

scoob > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
12/26/2014 at 00:32

It's a "verbose edition" of a meme called "Who was phone" lol.

macanamera > scoob
12/26/2014 at 00:43

The first word should be hypothetically, not theortically...I think. Also did you know I'm Jamaican and his has happened to me too:

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

Mathias Rios > scoob
12/26/2014 at 00:57

who

phone

Steve in Manhattan > scoob
12/26/2014 at 01:07

The significant other's dad died earlier this year. We've come to an agreement that, after 10 years, we're too busy, or too tired (or both) to cheat.

scoob > Mathias Rios
12/26/2014 at 01:16

was*

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > scoob
12/26/2014 at 01:45

I saw the original and I'm crying.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/26/2014 at 01:45

...

WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!!!!!?

wkiernan > scoob
12/26/2014 at 21:11

Excuse me sir, you have the WRONG NUMBER. (click)