Gruß vom Krampus

"Agrajag" (Agrajag) 12/25/2014 at 11:45 • Filed to: germany austria and balkans you scary

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I hope everyone was good this year and Krampus didn't come for any of you.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 11:53

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ly2v8-Brian > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 12:04

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I'm still here oddly enough, so Krampus hasn't come for me, yet.

Dusty Ventures > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 12:05

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Hmmmm... well I haven't seen or heard from my brother today...

Eazy-O > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 12:17

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Krampus ain't all that German, more Austria and Balkans. :)

And we usually have the buggers roam around in early December when Saint Nicolas shows up. Kinda the same origin as Santa, but we get Santa as well, so go figure. This dude:

Grandfather Frost still owns all of their asses. Communist Santa FTW:

PS9 > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 12:18

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For some reason, I feel like he'd have no issue getting a girlfriend, horns and all. Can't put my finger on it, though...

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 13:05

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Krampus comes for St. Nicholas' night, 6th of December. But I'm fine, I've been a good boy this year it seems...

And you saw this on Fallon, I presume? I stumbled upon that clip today.
He forgot to mention that Krampus pulls big chains behind him. Well, at least in Croatia he does...

Agrajag > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 12/25/2014 at 13:09

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I was actually was introduced to this by Frau Paul, my German teacher in high school. Croatian Krampus sounds scarier.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 13:14

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Oh, sorry.
Well, in whole of the Balkans parents tend to scare their children from a young age, to keep them in line easier. To me it was normal, when I misbehaved my parents told me Krampus will come and take me away and that I won't get any presents except his sticks.
That would suck... Tree branches and sticks as presents.

Agrajag > Eazy-O 12/25/2014 at 13:16

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Way to Krampus my style:)

Agrajag > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 12/25/2014 at 13:19

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No need to apologize. This really needs to be global.

zeontestpilot > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 13:39

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Well, I did have two kids, now there's one. I don't mind, he took the bad one anyways. :)

Agrajag > zeontestpilot 12/25/2014 at 13:55

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Mrs. Zeon: We love you both equally. Right, honey?

Zeon: Ehhhh.....

Eazy-O > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 14:46

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Hey, it's not often I get to say something about my backwater neck of the woods. :D

Have some baked Krampi as peace offering. These are given out to good kids along with tangerines, dates and the like:

Agrajag > Eazy-O 12/25/2014 at 15:23

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tag updated

Eazy-O > Agrajag 12/25/2014 at 15:34

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Oh wow, I guess I came across as way too pedantic. Sorry, that was really not the intention. :\

Agrajag > Eazy-O 12/25/2014 at 16:10

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No, no not at all. Stupid internet unable to convey tone. Haha. You have a merry Christmas.