Merry Christmas/Hanukkah, Y'all 

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/25/2014 at 00:48 • Filed to: Xmas

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Kinda wishing for a white Christmas, but this is Texas, so NOPE.

Then again, the only white Christmas I've ever had was exactly ten years ago tomorrow. My wife woke me up on that day when her second pregnancy test was positive that morning (SURPRISE!!!!). So maybe I'll settle for a Christmas sans snow this year/forever more.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 00:53

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Chanukah ended last night. Also, Congrats on the new Baby!


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 00:54

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I too wished for a white Christmas, yet the weather Gods weren't in our favor this year and it decided to be 50* and rainy in Upstate NY... I haz a sad.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/25/2014 at 00:57

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OH HELL NO!! That happened 10 years ago (daughter's 9 now... The others are 7 and 3).

NO MORE KIDS EVAR AGAIN.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/25/2014 at 00:58

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It's just chilly here. Kinda getting colder, too.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 00:59

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Oh, I need sleep. lol. Ill read better tomorrow

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Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 01:06

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I have the same wish. But unfortunately, Canada, so nope...


Kinja'd!!! hike > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 01:14

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A white Christmas would be fun and all, but the 50 degrees and sunny forecasted for Saturday is way better. It's shaping up to be one of those rare Corvette in December days for me!


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 01:25

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I only celebrate Festivus and Yalda/Winter Solstice.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/25/2014 at 03:04

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40's and rainy here in the Twin Cities. Dafuq, weather?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 08:00

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Not even any Snow north of you in Minnesota, so definite nope to your snow asperations.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
12/25/2014 at 08:23

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What about Toyotathon?


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 15:14

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What day is that on?

Oh and congrats on your 4th child... or 4th and 5th child if you're having twins.

/joking... I know you were talking about the past... unless your wife is waiting until after Christmas to tell you

:-O


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
12/25/2014 at 16:19

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No no, the pregnancy tests happened 10 years ago today. I got my wife fixed after the third kid (joke, she made that decision, she wants me to go get clipped for good measure soon).

When she took the pregnancy tests ten years ago, she didn't know for sure. When test número dós was positive, she yelled my name. I jumped out of bed from a dead sleep to see the tests.

And now, I'm about 15.5 years from having an empty nest and walking around my house butt nekkid at my leisure once more.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PatBateman
12/25/2014 at 19:00

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"And now, I'm about 15.5 years from having an empty nest "

Unless of course you have a Festivus Miracle...

;-)

I'm about 12 years from having an empty next and/or being free of child support payments (I'm divorced but with 50-50 shared custody).