12/24/2014 at 21:39 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
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Operator: "Lexus Inform, how may I help you?"
Clarkson: "Yes, I've accidentally drawn a gentleman's sausage on a storm drain. I need to run away."
12/24/2014 at 21:58 |
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I'm sorry sir, but you will have to pay special, asteroid belt, charges. But you get a complementary frappuccino.
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Sorry to be "that guy", but the alien man pictured is a Kazon from the Nistrim sect, and not a Martian.
12/24/2014 at 22:12 |
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What if that's an alien dick?
12/24/2014 at 23:20 |
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Do you think that aliens ate that fucking immature?
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Certainly not all of them but I would bet that some are. Maybe crop circles were like a frat initiation. The pledges had to graffiti sex parts on earth.