A Christmas Poem

Kinja'd!!! "Dsscats" (dsscats)
12/25/2014 at 10:35 • Filed to: None

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Repost for the Christmas crowd

'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage

there wasn't a trace of a Chevy or Dodge.

The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit

so I figured I'd mess with the Skyline for a bit,.....!

I unlatched the bonnet and lifted the hood

when a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good."

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick

and there, by the workbench, stood good Ole Saint Nick!

We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say

then he said "Don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?"

I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,

"but if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,

turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Let's go!"

So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat

we pushed the Skyline quietly into the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,

I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.

The sound that erupted took him by surprise

he liked it a lot....by the look in his eyes.

With Goodyear's a'cryin' and turbo's full blow

we headed on out where the hot rodders go.

Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,

with every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"

so I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"

Ole Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys

when he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

The straight six exploded as the car turned the ground!

Santa let out the clutch and with that sweet blow off sound!

Powershift into second, and again into third!

I sat there just watching, at a loss for a word.

Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,

"Merry Christmas to all,............it's a heck of a night!!!"

-Gregzilla

A repost from GTR Canada.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dsscats
12/24/2014 at 18:50

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Line 6: I believe you may be getting raped about here.


Kinja'd!!! SaabStutz > jkm7680
12/24/2014 at 19:52

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Dsscats
12/24/2014 at 20:47

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Merry christmas dsscats!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
12/24/2014 at 20:48

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I just came here to say merry christmas to you and yours jkm7680


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
12/24/2014 at 20:54

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Thanks! Merry Christmas to you and family also :)


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > thebigbossyboss
12/24/2014 at 21:04

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And to you too Mr BossyBoss


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Dsscats
12/25/2014 at 13:19

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Every time I get bitter about Nissan not bringing over the Skyline until the current GTR trim, I remind myself that it would have gone the way of either the MKIV Supra or the S13/S14 240SX.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > JasonStern911
12/25/2014 at 13:47

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The GTRs seem to stay clean. And I find so do most MkIVs. There's still hope