Inception is real. (Thanks, Lexus)

Kinja'd!!! "Vee Ate Injun" (VeeAteInjun)
12/24/2014 at 11:35 • Filed to: None

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"I can't believe I got to drive the Lexus LFA last night," I told my wife, grinning from ear to ear. "You know how rare and expensive that car is." I still had the exhaust note engrained in my brain, like a song I didn't want to forget.

"And I know it wasn't a dream because I'm awake now, and usually whenever I have dreams about cars they end up morphing into something lame, like a pedal-powered F-40."

But not this time. It was real. I drove that LFA and I felt everything that car had to offer, from the classy paddle shifters to the supple headliner.

Thanks to my brother's connections, it was sitting in the driveway after he had fun with it all day. I only had an hour with it, from 2 am to 3 am, but I made that hour count!

Then, reality bent and faded away and... I woke up again. This morning.

"You promised to drop me off at work," my wife reminded me. I looked around, saw bedroom and realized what had occurred.

Shit. I had just been Inceptioned .


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, Amigos! > Vee Ate Injun
12/24/2014 at 11:39

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I want to like this, but I'm lost.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Vee Ate Injun
12/24/2014 at 11:44

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This will help keep it from fading:


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Jcarr
12/24/2014 at 11:48

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whoo!


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Audi-os, Amigos!
12/24/2014 at 12:00

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that's how I felt when I woke up this morning, like I should be thankful but instead I felt annoyed and betrayed.


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, Amigos! > Vee Ate Injun
12/24/2014 at 12:01

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Did.... DID YOU DRIVE THE CAR OR NOT???


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Audi-os, Amigos!
12/24/2014 at 12:06

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heh, I DID !

(...in a different reality . )


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jcarr
12/24/2014 at 12:08

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That wail...


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, Amigos! > Vee Ate Injun
12/24/2014 at 12:11

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Urrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhihateyoubutilikeyou


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Vee Ate Injun
12/24/2014 at 16:16

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it's not the first time I wish I would have woken up as Paris Hilton...

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