I Hate This Video So Much

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
12/24/2014 at 02:27 • Filed to: buzzfeed

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Buzzfeed and Toyota have apparently never met any gearheads.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 02:35

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At 0:55, it's proof that having a cheap old car is better! You can eat in it and not worry.

And more proof that cheap old cars are better at 1:45... no worries of someone dinging it... which means you can go for those tight spots.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
12/24/2014 at 02:36

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Yup, when did buzzfeed become a toyota salesman?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 02:36

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gearheads care for their cars. Whether it's a doucher in an R8 or this nice blue Corolla, there is nothing wrong caring for something you worked for to purchase. I wish i could afford any new car. Even if it's a little eco box, i'd care for it and look after it as well.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > EL_ULY
12/24/2014 at 02:39

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I know. My truck may be 21 years old, but I hand wash it any chance I get, I keep the interior clean and I keep the fluids topped off. And I always park in the back of a parking lot. Its being babied, well when Im not hooning that is. I dont need no stinkin corolla


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 02:39

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oh god

why


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 02:42

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We all do buddy. It's not impossible for a person to treat a plain automatic Corolla the same way. I would. I throw jalop points to anyone caring for their car, nomatter what it is. It wouldn't make me any more or less of a jalop as you if I rocked a super plain auto Corolla, as long as we take care of it and take advantage of open snow covered parking lots :]


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 02:50

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lol. I love my car. Still doesn't stop me from hitting puddles and splashing water all over it, or jamming down a less-than-paved stretch of road on occasion.

A true car guy not only cares and caresses his baby, but also uses her as intended from time to time :P


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
12/24/2014 at 02:52

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Exactly. I keep my truck clean and tidy inside and out and park in the back of lots, but she goes hooning on occasion


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 02:58

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yup and yup! I try to park in the back of lots or on top of garages, since less people! and when it's not pouring out, I wash my car relatively regularly :)

Right now though, there's some mud on the right-hand side. This is from hitting a puddle on an unpaved apex in an uneven right-hander on a backroad at speeds I don't need to disclose for legal reasons ;)


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
12/24/2014 at 03:00

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Did you see my parking lot snowdrifting video? that was so much fun


Kinja'd!!! Zibodiz > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 03:54

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This video looks to me like Toyota has some serious jealousy issues when it comes to Mazda. Every non-yota I noticed was wearing a blacked-out M.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 06:54

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Anything Buzzfeed is associated with is automatically shit. I'm not even clicking on that video.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Zibodiz
12/24/2014 at 07:21

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They're just jealous because all the cool kids are buying Mazdas and, except for the FR-S, they can't get anybody below the age of 50 even into a Scion dealership.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > EL_ULY
12/24/2014 at 07:24

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Yeah, it's possible. And according to quantum mechanics there is a statistical possibility that if you placed a pencil on a table, it will spontaneously fall through to the floor. It's just not very likely.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Zibodiz
12/24/2014 at 07:48

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I love my mazda. They seem to be the only normal car company that wants cars that are fun to drive across all vehicles and not just the sportier ones. I get great gas mileage to boot.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > The Transporter
12/24/2014 at 08:49

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it's as likely as an owner of a very jalop car to be a complete asshat and treat it like shit. Where I work, I see this way too often. But we don't like to talk about that here on this enthusiasts blog. No, we'll just keep bashing Corolla.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > EL_ULY
12/24/2014 at 09:06

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I'd totally treat it like shit. It would save the wear and tear on my Miata, anyway.


Kinja'd!!! nucciOMG > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/24/2014 at 13:29

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This video just ruined my day.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > nucciOMG
12/24/2014 at 13:31

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Yup ruined my day yesterday


Kinja'd!!! Zibodiz > Funktheduck
12/25/2014 at 01:56

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Exactly. If only they made a towing rig, my next vehicle would be a Mazda.