Learning Annex and Dildo Emporium

"waymoe" (waymoe) 12/23/2014 at 10:17 • Filed to: None

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Hello there waymoe here. It is time for waymoes Winter car mantenance learning annex emporium.

Tires:

Make sure your tires are not like andre agassi. If you live in a warm place make sure the tires are snow tires. Atlanta was not ready and no one wants to be like atlanta. If you live in a cold place, make sure you have spike tires because canada traffic rage is real and you need to protect yourself. Bonus points if you just drive on steel wheels as they are stronger than rubber which is in your gum!

Windshield wipers:

They are probably making a big streak across the window. That is normal. If there is no streak you should put vaseline on teh blades to keep them lubricated and not cracking. Also applies to your moms lips. (not her mouth lips)

Fuel:

In the winter times you should be putting diesel fuel into your car because it burns hotter than gas. the extra hot will make your car better and the heat will be hotter (Waymoe sex tip: Hot car = hot ladies). Be carefuls! if your car is not a diesel car it will put up a fight at first. eventuly the diesel will subdue the car and it will drink it up. Drink it all up.

Transmission:

Winter times make for the worst shifting times. The tranny needs to be lubed up and shown a good time before it will let you slip around inside it. Make sure you do not get snow in the tranmision by covering your bottom car with carboard or other board like boatboard.

Engine:

The engine is important to the car. It is like the pancreas. If you do not take care of the engine you will get diabetes and die. To protect the engine you want to keep cold air and snow out. use the carboard you have left over and cover the pipe at the back, the top of the engine, and the front of the car where the air comes in the most. You will thank waymoe when your car is hot and the world is cold.

Conclusion:

BrtStlnd > waymoe 12/23/2014 at 10:59

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Kate's Dirty Sister > waymoe 12/23/2014 at 11:07

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Waymoe, that was beautiful

RallyWrench > waymoe 12/23/2014 at 14:17

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For some reason I'm picturing Polandball reading this.

DasWauto > waymoe 12/23/2014 at 18:34

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