I've had a change of heart.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/23/2014 at 09:19 • Filed to: None

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Were money no option my DD would no longer be a Panamera. It would be a matte black four door raptor with red wheels.

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It feels good to get this off my chest.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 09:22

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I like the black wheels better but I agree otherwise.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 09:25

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I'm on board, I'm not bored.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/23/2014 at 09:26

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How you make type with boxing gloves?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 09:27

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It's just as easy as flippin' you off, man. See?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/23/2014 at 09:34

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Are you asking for a challenge?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 09:37

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WAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!

maybe.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/23/2014 at 09:43

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DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 09:44

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Raptor good, Panamera bad. This all worked out nicely.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 10:03

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There were TWO Raptors at my gym yesterday. They are popular around here.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jayhawk Jake
12/23/2014 at 10:12

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Ayuh it looks like Mainers like them Raptors also.


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 10:21

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I see about 10 raptors a day. I want one baaaad


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2014 at 10:48

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And every gas station would know you by name. They might even get to know your credit card number by heart too.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Wacko
12/23/2014 at 10:52

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Nah, I don't talk to people when I get gas. Pay at the pump with my smartphone. Easy peasey.