"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/22/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: None

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If GM had made this RWD, Pontiac might still be around today as the BMW fighter.

Long hood, short deck

But it's that interior that does it. Seats- PLUSH AS FUCK. Buttons- WE GOT YOUR FUCKING BUTTONS. I MEAN GOTDAMN DO WE GOT YOUR FUCKING BUTTONS.

Look down towards your right. BUTTONS.

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANTED MORE BUTTONS? WELL WE FUCKING GOT YOUR DAMN BUTTONS.

BUTTON EXLPOSION.

BUTTONS ON THE DOORS.

BUTTONS FOR AIRBAGS.

BUTTONS AROUND THE WHEEL.

BUTTONS FOR YOUR VIBRATORS, YOU PUSSIES.

but wait, look up

MOAR FUCKING BUTTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TURBO METER READS IN MEASUREMENTS OF TURBO, AND YOU LIKE IT, YOU SLUTS.

McLaren tuned that motor in this front wheel drive Pontiac, making it the Mackelmore of the GM lineup. 1 of a kind#DR.PEPPER #23FLAVORSOFFUCKYOU

HOWARD'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON.

rear buckets that are still more PLUSH than every seat in your grandma's Avalon combined.

And these features can all be more if you're the highest bidder.

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My citroen won't start > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2014 at 16:34

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That is the single most Fisher-Priceish thing ever put on a car.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2014 at 16:39

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Buttons for days

Nobi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2014 at 16:45

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That's it!? Seriously!? I'd have driven the hell out of that thing.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2014 at 18:09

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When you see the speedo stops at 120<<<<<