"PS9" (PS9)
12/22/2014 at 14:17 • Filed to: None
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"PS9" (PS9)
12/22/2014 at 14:17 • Filed to: None | 3
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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I'm not complaining. It's usually the best part of the festivities for me, seeing that little smiling face and seeing how big she's gotten since last year. I'd be a bad uncle if I didn't allow at least one mauling per holiday. But this time's different my fellow oppos...
...I've been told by her parents that she's bringing at least 4 friends to the christmas gathering this year. I can survive one mauling, but 4 simultaneous ones might be too much. It might be the end of the road, guys. If I get ripped to shreds this christmas eve...well it's been real. Peace out.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> PS9
12/22/2014 at 14:25 |
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> PS9
12/22/2014 at 14:27 |
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Anon
> PS9
12/22/2014 at 14:31 |
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I know that feel. I'm like the big brother to my seven cousins and as such do double duty as a jungle gym.
Textured Soy Protein
> PS9
12/22/2014 at 14:56 |
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So your niece will climb all over you, sure that makes sense. But her 4 friends?
"Hey, my friend's uncle! Let me give you a big hug, because I don't know you, but you're my friend's uncle!"
Unless you've previously given each one of them a pony, I'm pretty sure you'll just have to worry about the niece.
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PS9
> Textured Soy Protein
12/22/2014 at 15:03 |
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I've subbed a class full of kids her age once. "Don't touch someone you don't know like that." Is how a grown up thinks. "Hey, that looks fun, I wanna do that to!" is pretty much how a kid thinks. If one looks like they're having fun, the others will want in and try as well because they want to have fun too. Before you know it, you will get friggin' dogpiled. This ain't my first rodeo...
Tohru
> PS9
12/22/2014 at 16:55 |
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When they go to dogpile you, that's when you start swinging. Remember - aim for the head.