Somebody is going to be getting a hell of a deal

"The Transporter" (transporter)
12/22/2014 at 12:43 • Filed to: None

$8,106 is what it takes to fix this damage, apparently:

I can't see it either, but an insurance company wrote this one off. It's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! with just under 20 hours left. Highest bid right now is $350. The car is practically brand new and only has 8,868 miles on the clock.

DISCUSSION (22)

HammerheadFistpunch > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:45

What damage? I see literally nothing.

The Transporter > HammerheadFistpunch
12/22/2014 at 12:46

Me neither.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:47

for under 500 oppo needs to buy this and turn it into a le mons racer. Or rallyx it

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:48

How? They'll end up with a Mitsubishi Mirage.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:48

Plot twist: flood damage.

The Transporter > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/22/2014 at 12:48

It would be well documented, so they couldn't turn us away.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > HammerheadFistpunch
12/22/2014 at 12:48

It's a Mirage. The damage is that it got released.

Sn210 > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:48

flood damage?

Funktheduck > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/22/2014 at 12:49

I keep saying I want to turn one of these into a little race car.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:49

Is there something underneath? Frame damage maybe?

Funktheduck > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:49

Flood damage? Anyone wanna run a car fax?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:50

It is branded as having rear collision damage. My guess is that the unibody is massively screwed up.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Funktheduck
12/22/2014 at 12:50

Weld the doors, add a cage and boom you're done

The Transporter > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
12/22/2014 at 12:50

Despite all the Damned Yankees running around here, Wilmington, NC isn't in New Jersey.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:51

I'm guessing water got in it. Look at the back firewall.

The Transporter > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
12/22/2014 at 12:51

Or the car has so little perceived value that the insurance company didn't want to bother to do the paperwork.

The Transporter > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/22/2014 at 12:53

You're seeing just as much as I am.

Mercedes Streeter > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:53

Rear collision damage. I'm guessing this car was repaired after a bad crash and problems persisted (i.e. Bent frame, maybe even electrical issues.), so the insurance company dumped it...

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:54

Maybe the $8106 is what the insurance company would have to pay someone to take it off their hands for them?

As Du Volant > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:54

What does the Fox say?

Kinja'd!!!

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

So it's already been fixed and now they're trying to get rid of it- probably because they went to all the trouble of fixing it and then realized nobody wants a Mitsubishi Mirage.

My bet is bidding will end somewhere between $5k and $8k.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > The Transporter
12/22/2014 at 12:56

That very well could be the case.

Funktheduck > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/22/2014 at 14:04

Better be a good cage because these things crumple like paper.