Holy. Shit.

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 12/22/2014 at 02:58 • Filed to: None

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Z06 Sedan anyone?

640 horsepower. 630 ft-lbs of torque. 0-60 in 3.7 seconds. 200 MPH top speed.

Magnetic Ride and an 8-speed auto.

This sounds batshit insane to the most hardcore level.

Your turn Germany . Your fucking turn.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 03:01

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manual?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/22/2014 at 03:02

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No mention of one yet.

PS9 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 03:20

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2nd gen prices should plummet now.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 03:25

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I'll still have this one

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 03:26

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That is over six times the HP my Tercel has. But I do have 4WD and a manual!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/22/2014 at 03:32

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Nope. Rather have the Caddy now. Whatever it lacks in a straight line, which might not be too much given the weight difference, it'll make up for in the turns. The Hellcat will still be cheaper of course.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PS9 12/22/2014 at 03:33

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On sedans maybe. Wagon probably not, and the who knows about the coupe.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/22/2014 at 03:39

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4 times the power my Safari has, and double the amount of gears!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 03:49

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Or you could buy 5,800 Mercury Topazes and start your own profitable demolition derby

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 04:03

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While the CTS-V will probably be a superior vehicle (on almost every level) I'd still take the Hellcat because 707 hp. And it evokes some emotion, it makes a statement, the CTS-V does this too but to a much lesser extent. The CTS-V is like an SS with more balls, to the average person it doesn't look like much but we know what's there.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/22/2014 at 04:19

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They should just make a Hellcat Magnum! Only six people would buy them here in wagon-hating 'Murica but they would be schweeeeet

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/22/2014 at 04:25

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They really should but they won't.. We don't get any of the good wagons in 'Murica

FalconHoon > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 04:25

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Nice. It's like a classy HSV GTS. Except the hsv can be had as a manual ute...with an LSA engine....

On second thoughts just give me the Maloo.

understeer-master > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/22/2014 at 05:12

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not getting one, 8 speed auto only

pip bip - choose Corrour > understeer-master 12/22/2014 at 05:15

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:(

not interested in it then!

spanfucker retire bitch > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/22/2014 at 07:22

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We get the E63 AMG wagon. Is that not good?

spanfucker retire bitch > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/22/2014 at 07:23

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Would you have purchased one brand new, anyways?

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > spanfucker retire bitch 12/22/2014 at 07:28

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We did get the E63 AMG wagon, but I think it's gone. It's not on the mbusa site.

Edit: I found it. And yes I suppose it is good but it costs entirely too much.

spanfucker retire bitch > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/22/2014 at 07:30

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Well, I mean, so would the new CTS-V wagon if it existed.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > spanfucker retire bitch 12/22/2014 at 07:31

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Who am I kidding, I can't afford any of them anyway. They could bring the M5 and RS6 over and I still wouldn't be able to afford them.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/22/2014 at 08:36

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SS with more balls, a completely different platform, completely different looks, and completely different drivetrain.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/22/2014 at 09:52

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I just got to ride in the last one two days ago.It was in the wet, so it was absolutely terrifying. The ass goes at the slightest tap ofthe throttle. That being said, what an amazing car. I can't what for the above to depreciate over 50% so I can maybe have one.

pip bip - choose Corrour > spanfucker retire bitch 12/22/2014 at 14:18

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if right hand drive & manual , yes.

as they only make them in left hand drive. no