24 Hours In Atlantic City

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
12/21/2014 at 17:41 • Filed to: None

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Took a hundred up to three on single deck blackjack, promptly lost it all, got another three hundred in chips, took it all the way to eight hundred on the same single deck blackjack table, played roulette for five minutes, yelled "Let it ride!" every time I bet, immediately lost seven hundred and twenty.

As I was leaving the casino, I put a dollar in a slot and got 47 dollars out of it. That was pretty sweet.

Total- down 273 from when I arrived. All the drinks were free though, so that's nice.

Stats:

Number of free drinks consumed: so, so many

Number of times "Let it ride!" yelled: at least 10

Number of cigars smoked in casino: 2

Number of girls stolen from dudebros: 1

Number of dudebros that tried to fight me: 3

Number of things done that I'm not proud of: 3 (I think)

Number of things done that must never be spoken of: 1

Number of times solicited by ahem, "escorts" : almost incalculable


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > macanamera
12/21/2014 at 17:46

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My buddies took me on a post-breakup trip to the casino near us (Hollywood in Grantville PA). I won thirteen bucks more than I put in, so we split and i drank for "free" at the bar all night.

No hookers, though my bro did hit on a girl whose boyfriend was in a wheelchair (and downstairs from us, so... you know)


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > macanamera
12/21/2014 at 17:49

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Classic Lars.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Spaceball-Two
12/21/2014 at 17:50

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basically


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > macanamera
12/21/2014 at 18:04

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I'm not much of a gambler, but I would have stopped at 800 up.

Been to AC a couple of times, never gambled. Just enjoyed a nice room "on the house" each time.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > macanamera
12/21/2014 at 18:21

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ha. I was at the bar on Friday. My recollection is a little fuzzy but it was "sponsored by lady lumps"


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > macanamera
12/21/2014 at 20:15

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You forgot one more stat, how much food consumed at the all you can eat buffet.


Kinja'd!!! petebmwm > macanamera
12/21/2014 at 23:50

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I'm five minutes away from ac!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
12/22/2014 at 21:49

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So basically it was a total success?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
12/22/2014 at 22:06

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