"McMike" (mcmike)
12/26/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: batshitbabes2014, 2014Pagaent
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"McMike" (mcmike)
12/26/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: batshitbabes2014, 2014Pagaent | 5
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Before you are our lovely 2014 Batshit Babe finalists - Let the pageant begin!
Thank you for your participation with the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from last week.
Now that we have narrowed our contestants down to 12 finalists, we must now vote to determine which lucky lady will wear the Jalopnik Batshit Babe Crown for 2014.
**I’ll be bumping this all week and will post the winners before the end of 2014.**
Please vote below for your favorite BatshitBabe.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Feel free to also include your choice for the following superlatives.
(A) Miss “Best Mug Shot”
(B) Miss “Would hit”
(C) Miss “Most crazy”
(D) Miss “Most likely to bring home and meet mom”
(E) Miss “Most likely to be in the 2015 pageant.”
(F) Miss “Wrong place, wrong time”
In the comments below, reply with a letter and the month of the babe you feel most represents the award.
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McMike
> McMike
12/22/2014 at 09:02 |
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Here is an example of the special awards vote: This is from pip bip on Friday
A- January
B - March
C - January
D - July
E - June
F - April
Meatcoma
> McMike
12/22/2014 at 10:55 |
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I mean, doing some meth, stabbing someone and stealing a cop car? C'mon Miss January took the cake and smeared it all over her face because she is a winner.
Agrajag
> McMike
12/22/2014 at 11:59 |
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B,D,F- February
E-January(solely on her track record)
C-September
A-March
Chris Clarke
> McMike
12/22/2014 at 15:06 |
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When does voting end because I need to do my research in order to vote responsibly.
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McMike
> Chris Clarke
12/22/2014 at 15:08 |
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I laughed at "vote responsibly."
Please do. There are more to these stories that just a pretty face.
It's open all week. I'll probably put together the crowing and awards ceremony post this weekend and post it next week.
Dr_Watson
> McMike
12/22/2014 at 15:08 |
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How about a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill?
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Dr_Watson
> Dr_Watson
12/22/2014 at 15:26 |
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Here's my list:
Fuck: June - Can't trust her with kids but if she's willing to cook children for a good tan she probably owns crotchless panties too.
Marry: February - She actually seems reasonably fix-able.
Kill: March - already on a first name basis with her God so she mind as well crash on his couch. Also a bit stabby when it comes to husbands.
thebigbossyboss
> McMike
12/22/2014 at 19:41 |
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A) March
B) October.
C) March
D) June
E) October- No jail time and no slowing down
F) Feburary.
EL_ULY
> McMike
12/23/2014 at 11:05 |
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Miss June looks like she has football shoulder pads lol :]
Kylemaro
> McMike
12/23/2014 at 11:45 |
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(B) miss June, ahhhh yeahhhhh
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Kylemaro
> Dr_Watson
12/23/2014 at 11:45 |
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a tan blonde in crotchless panties is what dreams are made of
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Kylemaro
> McMike
12/23/2014 at 11:49 |
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(C) miss march
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McMike
> Kylemaro
12/23/2014 at 11:54 |
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Dreamy.
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Dr_Watson
> McMike
12/23/2014 at 11:57 |
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wow... that bitch be crazy. She up here every year?
leicester
> McMike
12/23/2014 at 12:48 |
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a - Oct - and she can hold her liquor
b - Aug - she likes the 'snake'...
c - Mar - Although the Devil does have a valid point.
d - Jul - 'cause a girl has got to have her standards, after all
e - Apr - already making 'good' decisions
f - Sept - close the garage door next time, honey...
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Kylemaro
> McMike
12/24/2014 at 02:23 |
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say whatever you will about her criminal past I'd still tear that shit up given the opportunity
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> McMike
12/24/2014 at 14:12 |
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You're doing God's work for as long as I can remember on this website
MysticStick
> Kylemaro
12/24/2014 at 14:45 |
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She's like some female robot gone horribly wrong. That expression just never changes.
VonBelmont
> McMike
12/24/2014 at 16:42 |
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How do you even...on a motorcycle...whaaaaaat
A) April
B) August, with a bat
C) September
D) January
E) June
F) July
> McMike
12/26/2014 at 12:55 |
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Just and March would hit. January, April and October would hit after a bottle of Jack. The rest would hit with a cop car.