An Oppo Initiative: Get Mr. Demuro to Buy an AM General M934

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
12/18/2014 at 12:49 • Filed to: None

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From the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! these things are going for pretty cheap. We all had an idea what owning a Ferrari might be like but I have to think none of us know what its like to drive a mobile command centre.

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Doug even replied to the article with a "Hmmm", so the idea may already be in his head. All we have to do is create a list of why this is the best idea Oppo has ever had.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/18/2014 at 12:52

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Doug lives in Philly, where in the hell would he store/drive that? He should definitely take one out for a "test" drive in the boonies somewhere but I don't think even he is crazy enough to buy it.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > lone_liberal
12/18/2014 at 12:55

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Take all the extra money from the Ferrari sale and spend it on a location to park, and a whole pile of diesel.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/18/2014 at 12:56

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Not street legal


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/18/2014 at 12:57

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*ahem*

http://jalopnik.com/last-time-i-su…


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > HammerheadFistpunch
12/18/2014 at 12:57

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Dammit.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
12/18/2014 at 13:02

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I can't believe I missed that, I read the suggestions through a couple times. I must have missed it amongst the other 2656 comments.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/18/2014 at 13:08

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I'm sure you mean M932A2, way better than that box on wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > lone_liberal
12/18/2014 at 13:08

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You park it on the neighbor's Civic. What are they going to do about it?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > lone_liberal
12/18/2014 at 13:08

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I've offered him multiple times to come down to MD/DC and test drive the 5-ton!


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > HammerheadFistpunch
12/18/2014 at 13:13

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There are ways around that.

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Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > HammerheadFistpunch
12/18/2014 at 13:16

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It actually looks like if it's older than 25 years (therefor exempt from DOT and EPA standards) and you have an inspector sign this form:

http://www.dot3.state.pa.us/pdotforms/mv_f…

You can title and register it in PA as a collectible. So 89s or older should be good.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Tohru
12/18/2014 at 13:43

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Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/18/2014 at 14:06

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hahaha fair enough-