"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/18/2014 at 09:44 • Filed to: Terrible
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"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/18/2014 at 09:44 • Filed to: Terrible | 1
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The lack of effort here is stunning. You couldn't even break up your phone number into the separate chunks? I guess given the vehicle, and it's condition, I shouldn't be surprised.
EL_ULY
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 09:45 |
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it would make a good little work van. I'd get it for the right (very low) price.
Alfalfa
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 09:45 |
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Yikes. At that rate, they should save themselves the trouble and just sell it to a scrap yard...
Hooker
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 09:47 |
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Interestingly enough a friend of mine who is a florist swears by these ugly things. So reliable. So spacious. She's a little weird too.
Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 09:48 |
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This is actually fairly professional. Some people just scribble a phone number in biro on some scrap paper.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 09:49 |
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I'd offer them $500 for it, lemmons all the things!
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shop-teacher
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/18/2014 at 09:51 |
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Sounds fair!
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shop-teacher
> EL_ULY
12/18/2014 at 09:52 |
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Sure, the price makes all the difference ... if only they'd put one on the sign.
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shop-teacher
> Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/18/2014 at 09:54 |
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What amazes me, is you took the time to type and print that, why not make the number readable, and pehaps put some information on it? I guess that's just crazy talk.
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EL_ULY
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 09:58 |
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maybe they were afraid of too many offers? lol :]
jariten1781
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 10:06 |
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Haha, what info? This is a vehicle that speaks for it self.
FOR SALE: Old van, was running when I drove it here. Body: bad. Interior: bad. Tires: Chinese no brands mismatched with no tread. Maintenance: unknown. Mileage: >infinity.
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shop-teacher
> EL_ULY
12/18/2014 at 10:06 |
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Ha! Well, that's perfectly reasonable!
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Hooker
12/18/2014 at 10:07 |
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What is it - an Uplander?
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Hooker
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
12/18/2014 at 10:11 |
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Yep. Turd on wheels!
Pixel
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 11:29 |
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Years ago there was a back-country route I would travel once a week. A truck appeared on the side of the road, nowhere near any houses or businesses. The sign in the windshield was sharpie on some torn cardboard and just read "For Sale", no number, no other info.
It sat like that for several weeks, then the owner must have gotten frustrated as his lack of offers, as he updated his sign with more information. It now read, "For Sale. Truck".
Funktheduck
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 11:35 |
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Would it be inappropriate to text offers like:
3 soft tacos and one hard taco from Taco Bell plus a scratch off lotto ticket I found in the gutter?
All the change I found in the sofa on the side of the road?
A dildo used and signed by blondie at the Clermont lounge?
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shop-teacher
> Funktheduck
12/18/2014 at 11:42 |
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I can't imagine why that would be inappropriate.
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shop-teacher
> Pixel
12/18/2014 at 11:43 |
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Oh, well then. Thank you for clearing that up, sir. I thought maybe the property it was sitting on was for sale? Or perhaps all the air in the bed of the truck?
I would've left a not on the truck that simply read "How much?"
Juan Tawn
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 12:23 |
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Based on the photo, this person is clearly very good at parking.
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shop-teacher
> Juan Tawn
12/18/2014 at 13:54 |
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Huh? We were waiting at a train crossing.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 14:46 |
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A while back I found a Gixxer for sale and the guy wrote "Call Monte", but forgot to put a phone number on the sign.
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shop-teacher
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/18/2014 at 15:00 |
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NICE!
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Juan Tawn
> shop-teacher
12/18/2014 at 16:14 |
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The marks on the car - it looks like they did that while backing up.
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shop-teacher
> Juan Tawn
12/18/2014 at 17:35 |
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I guess that could be. Somebody could well have hit them though.