what happened to rule #1?

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 12/17/2014 at 16:58 • Filed to: None

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Don't be a dick.

and rule number 2?

Seriously, don't be a dick.

and rule number 3?

And don't be a shit-stirrer either

I'm sorry VWVortex, we still love you!

:P

PS9 > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 16:59

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I don't get it. That stuff can't possibly be that heavy, can it?

MonkeePuzzle > PS9 12/17/2014 at 16:59

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no, it's not heavy, the snow is deep! duh

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:01

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Oh, it's don't be a "dick"? Well, now my avatar change is completely pointless. Balls.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:02

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VW Vortex hates Jalopnik more than anyone else out there. I doubt we are hurting anyone's feelings here.

MonkeePuzzle > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/17/2014 at 17:03

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I'm a VWV member... :*(

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:04

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VWVortex is our sworn enemy.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:04

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:(

But I'm right. But Ill rephrase, "Most of VW Vortex hates Jalopnik."

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:04

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Context?

nermal > Nibby 12/17/2014 at 17:08

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MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 12/17/2014 at 17:09

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MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2014 at 17:09

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ever hero needs an arch enemy

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/17/2014 at 17:11

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Needs more Nike swoosh

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2014 at 17:11

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Isn't that /o/?

RallyWrench > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:11

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Bro, bro... BRO... what color headlight eyebrowz did u get?

MonkeePuzzle > RallyWrench 12/17/2014 at 17:12

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blue, next question

Nibby > nermal 12/17/2014 at 17:14

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:_:

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:14

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oh, heh

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 17:15

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Nah /o/ is more like that creepy neighborhood and not that shadowy place where you must never venture.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 17:16

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Just do it. Quack.

RallyWrench > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 17:16

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What stage is ur 1.8t? U do haz 1.8T rite?

I kid, I kid. I'm a closet VW nerd, and yes I'm registered on Vortex.

nermal > RallyWrench 12/17/2014 at 17:26

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I miss 20vturbo.com...

/old

Tina Corbett > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2014 at 17:47

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That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba

Tohru > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 18:13

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Everyone is the hero of their own story.

McMike > MonkeePuzzle 12/17/2014 at 18:31

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Me too. I also spend a lot of time over there.

Funktheduck > McMike 12/17/2014 at 19:18

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But aren't you there to stir shit?

Funktheduck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/17/2014 at 19:22

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Am I doing it right?

McMike > Funktheduck 12/17/2014 at 19:47

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Not really. I post the same kind of things I do here.