Well, shit..

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 12/16/2014 at 19:35 • Filed to: Hellcat problems

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Taken from the local Facebook group. And these just came out too; poor Hellcat. Thanks Obama Detroit!

I'd hate to be that person.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:36

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This looks so tiny..

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:37

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Oh, God. That sucks. I feel sorry for the owner. At least they left the rest of the car.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:38

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noooo

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/16/2014 at 19:38

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Them rotors are small as hell from the looks of it. And yet, the front's are over 15 inches.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 12/16/2014 at 19:39

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You know what I must do. What we all have to do now.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:39

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Wonder what the idiot thief is going to do with them? It's not like there are hundreds of Hellcat wheels circulating the internet for sale.

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:39

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I'll give you $9k for the motor. Not even joking. You just need to cover 2 day to NJ.

#reallynotjoking

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:39

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buy hellcats?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 12/16/2014 at 19:39

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This has been happening a lot now for some god damn reason, apparently wheels are now a hot commodity in Detroit?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:40

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 12/16/2014 at 19:41

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And it's not just Hellcats, Fusions, MKZs, apparently everyone wants them in the D; 'tis becoming a common thing on the news and internet now.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 12/16/2014 at 19:41

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Wait, you expect me to buy it for you...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 12/16/2014 at 19:42

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Eradicate Detroit. Start over from the bottom and rebuild it into proper car enthusiast heaven. Anyone who disagrees can GTFO and go to Canada.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:42

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BUT HELLCATS ARE MADE IN CANADA

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/16/2014 at 19:43

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THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

Also, terribly sorry for not making it to the rallycross event. :(

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:43

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Seriously, the fronts are the same size as my goddamn tires but the rears are quarters. I feel like I'd want more to stop my 707hp monster.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 12/16/2014 at 19:44

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FUCK

Send them to GREENLAND

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/16/2014 at 19:45

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I think I would too. Say, 18in all around?

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:45

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...NO MORE PORSCHETAMER!?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PS9 12/16/2014 at 19:46

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PorscheTamer, no more. :(

I am just K-Roll, nothing more.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:47

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OMG YOU COULD'VE GONE BUT DIDN'T?!!

you're dead to me

PS9 > JGrabowMSt 12/16/2014 at 19:47

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Parting out after having your wheels stolen is a bit...extreme, no?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 12/16/2014 at 19:48

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It wasn't a good weekend for me emotionally, cut me some slack.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:48

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Well the fronts are 15.4" (thanks google). I think it would not only perform better but look better too, the weight really doesn't matter on this beast of a "car".

JGrabowMSt > PS9 12/16/2014 at 19:49

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Aint care, I want that motor.

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:49

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

*Inhales*

..Oooooooooooooooooooooo....

JGrabowMSt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:50

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Vehicle owner

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:51

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;_; sry

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PS9 12/16/2014 at 19:52

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Why you say that?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JGrabowMSt 12/16/2014 at 19:53

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Are we gonna make a HELLCAT MAGNUM??? :D

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 12/16/2014 at 19:54

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It's alright. I'm not worse than I was this weekend, but I don't think I'm much better either.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:54

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Get better SOON

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 19:59

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Untamed porches are no Bueno. They probably know by now that you have given up taming them, they're gonna run amok. Just you wait; in no time flat we'll have flatbed porsche trucks, quad engine porsche city busses, and flat-24 911s revving to 90k RPM! it'll be madness!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 12/16/2014 at 20:01

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Thanks sir.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PS9 12/16/2014 at 20:04

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Oh god. What do I do to fix this?

PatBateman > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2014 at 20:12

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THOSE BASTARDS. THOSE HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH BASTARDS.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PatBateman 12/16/2014 at 20:18

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We have to kill them.