I found the source of all my problems.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 12/16/2014 at 03:30 • Filed to: None

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still single. bored. no career.

I don't have a LED fedora.

Too many M's > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 03:35

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It's not too late...

http://www.amazon.com/Supreme-Party-…

Tohru > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 03:39

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Your life is nothing without a limited edition MLP fedora.

SVTyler > Tohru 12/16/2014 at 03:42

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...Please tell me that dude's trolling...

Stef Schrader > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 03:47

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Y'know what? Screw it, I'll allow it.

Needs more sparkle magic, though.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 03:50

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Step 1: get job

Step 2: get girlfriend

Step 3: get laid

Step 4: convince girlfriend to let you get a project car

Step 5: get project car

Step 6: dont get lightup fedora, get one of These . I have one, its amazing.

Step 1 solves problem 3, steps 2-3 solved problem 1, steps 4-5 solves problem 2 and step 6 solves the Fedora issue

Tohru > SVTyler 12/16/2014 at 03:54

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Tohru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 03:56

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Sorry man.

Frank Grimes > Stef Schrader 12/16/2014 at 03:58

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so let it be written so let it be done.

Tohru > Stef Schrader 12/16/2014 at 04:00

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... sparkle magic? Fedoras come with that.

Frank Grimes > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 04:04

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1. can't job cuz school

2. this might work

3. can't cuz LDS and I drive a miata maybe they think I am gay?

4. i dont need permission from a girlfriend for project car! do people do this cuz I would be all like don't tell me what to do we aint married!

5. already miata

6. hmm maybe homburg? which one do you have? do you wear suits all the time?

this one is amazing. I can't believe i want to buy a hat.

53. You are a genius.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Tohru 12/16/2014 at 04:04

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I think I pull it off

Frank Grimes > Tohru 12/16/2014 at 04:05

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I need that. I also dont know the magick of a neck beard mine grows in way too full do i need some kind of beard trimmer?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 04:16

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I have no idea what I have, but this is my goorin hat:

Frank Grimes > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 04:20

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you do actually. I think I would have to wear a suit all the time or at least tie to pull off the hat above I found. or grow a scraggily beard for the led fedora contraption. maybe a KMFDM t shirt?

SVTyler > Tohru 12/16/2014 at 04:36

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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 04:40

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The trick is to wear the right fedora. You dont wear a dress fedora with a tshirt. I actually have a few fedoras

titsinmymitts > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 05:45

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Dont buy a fedora.

Just dont.

Leon711 > SVTyler 12/16/2014 at 07:49

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THE AMOUNT OF FEDORA'S AND TRILBY'S IS TOO DAMNED HIGH

Lolssss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 08:59

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Got a bald spot that needs covering - who seriously wears Fedoras man

Tohru > Frank Grimes 12/16/2014 at 13:11

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Maybe

Tohru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 13:13

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ehh....

shrugs

Tohru > SVTyler 12/16/2014 at 13:16

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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Frank Grimes 12/17/2014 at 16:17

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Yes, but you have to be drunk when you trim your beard, and you can't make any corrections for what you have done later. Says so in the bible...