I'm stuck in traffic 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 12/14/2014 at 14:10 • Filed to: None

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Theres something wrong with that Cayenne.

thebigbossyboss > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:11

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Monster Cayenne!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:13

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He likely has the air suspension all the way up.

desertdog5051 > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:15

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I put the Cayenne in the same category as the Panamera. "That ain't a Porsche".

whoarder is tellurium > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:16

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Air suspension. Maybe they've left it in off-road mode?

My citroen won't start > whoarder is tellurium 12/14/2014 at 14:18

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My first thought but the car seems to be in very bad shape.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/14/2014 at 14:20

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Perhaps, but the entire car is in very bad shape.

PS9 > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:22

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List of things wrong with that Cayenne:

1: It exists.

Milky > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:23

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Maybe they actually take it off road then. Trails are tight. #positive

whoarder is tellurium > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:23

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Ok, so its probably broken and in off-road mode LOL.

DanZman > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:24

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maybe (hopefully) he actually off-roads it

My citroen won't start > DanZman 12/14/2014 at 14:28

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That doesn't explain the stained yellow headlamps and dents

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 14:28

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There is something wrong — it's a Cayenne

Autofixation > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 18:49

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This reminds me, my brother just bought a V10 TDI Touareg. He absolutely loves it. Already pulled an F-350 out of mud.

MultiplaOrgasms > My citroen won't start 12/14/2014 at 19:10

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Dents = guy can't park Off road, bruh

Stained yellow headlamps = FDM, yo

MultiplaOrgasms > desertdog5051 12/14/2014 at 19:12

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Wrong, clearly says Porsche on the back.