Attention NW Oppos: I've Spotted An Asshole In Your Area

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 12/13/2014 at 00:35 • Filed to: asshole

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Prick drives a Dodge Ram Rumble Bee that looks exactly like this.

He kept tailgating me, so I moved over so he could pass me. He doesn't, so I move back into my lane. Then he gets pissed, violently merges to the right lanes to pass everyone while doing 85 MPH, then finds himself boxed in by cars.

This buttcheek scared the shit out of me.

Frank Grimes > TheHondaBro 12/13/2014 at 00:48

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those trucks are really slow. people who drive them think they are really fast. and then there is the fact they are yellow.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 12/13/2014 at 00:51

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Aside from the yellow truck this sounds like 79% of the people on the roads around here. The other 20% are on their phones while drinking Starbuck's doing 60 in the left lane.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Frank Grimes 12/13/2014 at 00:53

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They aren't exactly slow. Mid-7's in something that heavy is pretty quick.

Jesse Shaffer > TheHondaBro 12/13/2014 at 01:13

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I have an uncle who drives one of these:

He also has a 1970 Plymouth Road-Runner with a 383, Tic-toc-tach, and an air-grabber hood.

I get why he wants these things, but please buy a truck without a wing. It simply doesn't make any sense.

Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro 12/13/2014 at 01:21

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Where? This set up is an Everett special.

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 12/13/2014 at 01:26

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I first saw him somewhere south of Seattle on the I5.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 12/13/2014 at 01:58

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I drive 33k miles a year, through Snohomish and King counties. I assure you, this man may crack the top 10 of categories of shitty WA driving, but not the top 5.

Frank Grimes > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2014 at 02:09

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yeah but my stock LT1 camaro with CAI and catback blew one away.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Frank Grimes 12/13/2014 at 02:14

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Weight is a hell of a drug.

Frank Grimes > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2014 at 02:15

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drag I think you meant drag.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Frank Grimes 12/13/2014 at 02:54

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Well the V6 Ram weighs only 1500+/- lbs more, so it's got at least a Lotus Elise on it. Plus maybe 45-50 more horsepower.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Jesse Shaffer 12/13/2014 at 04:43

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I like it. But that is maybe because I rarely see a truck.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > TheHondaBro 12/13/2014 at 06:56

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That panel gap.

Jesse Shaffer > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 12/13/2014 at 16:15

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Well that, I understand. I would like it if it were in a cartoon. It is very whimsical, though... and I am big on whimsy... still ludicrous.