Only the worst shall do...

Kinja'd!!! "VonBelmont" (jvonbelmont)
12/12/2014 at 23:48 • Filed to: Jaguar, XK, worst car, craigslist, dc, fairfax

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"If you are a mechanic or car passionate that would like to challenge yourself with the worst car I have ever seen in my life, here is your great opportunity to buy my 1997 Jaguar XK8.

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We had this crap for 7+ years and it only brought troubles. We hate this car and want to get rid of it. If you are willing to pay $2500 for it and dismantle it into smaller parts and sell next halloween to scare even more people, or you have guts to try to fix it - here i syour chance. This car sucks! The engine starts up but it runs rough, it does not keep idle. The transmission ubruptly changes gears and (in a 'limp home' mode), and it also requires some minor body work. It has 107k original miles, but it behaves like it has 3 millions at least.

If you are still reading this you are having way to much time, or you might need some professional psychiatric advisory, or you are the perfect buyer, which we are looking for. I have NO time for tire kicking, fun rides or your funny faces. I want to get rid of this piece of $#IT. If you are ready to give me $2500 cash without questions, the car is yours. And it is going to suck. If you like thrilling experiences, yes you can drive it home, otherwise I would recommend to get it towed.

Please get back via email (preferably with your phone number and a brief story why you want that crap, so I can distinguish you from scammers and idiots who do not know that they do not want this car). "

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > VonBelmont
12/12/2014 at 23:50

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-I'm local (Centreville)

-I have $2500

Well shit


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > VonBelmont
12/12/2014 at 23:53

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10/10, would Roadkill.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > VonBelmont
12/12/2014 at 23:58

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Mmm that interior.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Takuro Spirit
12/12/2014 at 23:58

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PERFECT!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Brian, The Life of
12/13/2014 at 00:04

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If enough of us tweet it at them, maybe....... <3


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > VonBelmont
12/13/2014 at 00:11

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Surely this could be fixed. Maybe even go to the extreme of gutting it and LS and T56.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Frank Grimes
12/13/2014 at 00:26

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Aston V12*


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/13/2014 at 00:49

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thats probably more expensive and complicated of course just maybe megasquirt would simplify things.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Frank Grimes
12/13/2014 at 00:50

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Oh it would, but then you'd basically have an Aston. Swap the badges and the average eye wouldn't know the difference.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > whoarder is tellurium
12/13/2014 at 01:00

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SO BRITISH

Although that head unit belongs in a truck.


Kinja'd!!! guinessboy2013 > VonBelmont
12/13/2014 at 01:57

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Neighbor's got a convertible one. I want to hoon very much so.


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > AM3R shamefully returns
12/13/2014 at 04:41

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You know what you must do.


Kinja'd!!! EdWunclerJr > VonBelmont
12/13/2014 at 04:53

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I immediately thought ls swap because ls is the answer to everything.