Another Reason to Hate Winter

Kinja'd!!! "Cajun Ginger" (CajunGinger)
12/12/2014 at 18:04 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!5 Kinja'd!!! 34
Kinja'd!!!

DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! Not Bad for a Robot > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:11

Kinja'd!!!3

OPEN THE BOX!! I NEED TO KNOW.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Not Bad for a Robot
12/12/2014 at 18:12

Kinja'd!!!5

Oh hell no. It's dark in there. For all I know it's a skunk.


Kinja'd!!! Not Bad for a Robot > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:14

Kinja'd!!!1

So cute, but ya, you don't wanna mess with them.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:23

Kinja'd!!!1

At least a cat didn't crawl up on the engine to get warm. Happened to a family friend. Poor kitty.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Funktheduck
12/12/2014 at 18:26

Kinja'd!!!0

I have no idea what got into my dark detached garage with minimal lighting. Whatever it is was large enough to move a cardboard box.

And RIP that poor kitty.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:29

Kinja'd!!!0

Could've been a rat.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Funktheduck
12/12/2014 at 18:32

Kinja'd!!!4

if it's a rat that big I'm not going anywhere near it.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:37

Kinja'd!!!1

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! acorn > Funktheduck
12/12/2014 at 18:43

Kinja'd!!!0

That happened to my mother's first cat. She's still traumatized by it and gets teary remembering the poor little bugger.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:44

Kinja'd!!!0

Grab a gun first?


Kinja'd!!! nasty aloe-vera > Funktheduck
12/12/2014 at 18:45

Kinja'd!!!1

Happened to my uncle too. He said it was pretty gross.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Funktheduck
12/12/2014 at 18:45

Kinja'd!!!1

Sure. During the day. I prefer to see what I'm shooting.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > nasty aloe-vera
12/12/2014 at 18:48

Kinja'd!!!0

I couldn't imagine the awfulness.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:48

Kinja'd!!!5

Flashlight. Give it the Doom 3 effect


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > acorn
12/12/2014 at 18:49

Kinja'd!!!1

It's awful. I always worried about it when I dailied my truck when it was cold.


Kinja'd!!! lochaber, guillotine enthusiast > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 18:55

Kinja'd!!!3

skunks scare me.

more then bears.


Kinja'd!!! car54 > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 19:06

Kinja'd!!!4

Oh be careful! We had a rabid dying skunk fall down right in front of our garage doors a while back.

My landlady was stuck in her car in the drive and I was stuck inside. We had to call animal control to come get it and put it to sleep—it was all foaming and kind of kept trying to get up. Very scary.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 19:06

Kinja'd!!!1

WHAT'S IN THE BOX???


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > car54
12/12/2014 at 20:47

Kinja'd!!!3

That is EXACTLY what I'm afraid of!

That's why I screamed.

That's why I bolted from the truck.

That's why I slammed the truck door.

That's why I scurried from the garage and shut it quickly.

That is exactly where my imagination instantly went!

Eta: so exactly how did you crawl in my head? Because rabid skunk is pretty much the most terrifying thing I can imagine.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > yamahog
12/12/2014 at 20:49

Kinja'd!!!0

That's gotta wait for daylight.

When I will be at work.

Not my truck. Unfortunately is in my garage next to my triumph.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > and 100 more
12/12/2014 at 20:50

Kinja'd!!!1

nope. Not going back out there.


Kinja'd!!! car54 > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 21:22

Kinja'd!!!2

I was home working the day it happened—totally unaware—and my landlord called me—our house is a duplex—and it's like 2 small houses side by side with 2 single attached garages between them—and we both go in and out through the garage all the time.

She called me from her cell and she was in her car at the end of the drive, and she was telling me not to open the door or the garage, and to call animal control —but don't go out or open the doors.


So I called the police station (small town) the non-emergency number and they told me who to call—and they came out with one of those big sticks with a loop—and caught his neck then one of them had a needle and gave him a shot to put him to sleep and they took him off in their truck—we were askeerd he would bite but we were also askeered he would spray our houses!

Stay safe and not stinky!!!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Funktheduck
12/12/2014 at 21:33

Kinja'd!!!0

When I was a kid my mom had this 1973 Cutlass Supreme that was a cat magnet. Like, seriously, all the neighborhood strays seemed drawn to it like they were entranced by a siren song. I swear there was one period where it felt like that car claimed a cat every single week. It was awful. I've never seen that happen with any other car.


Kinja'd!!! sketchcat > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 21:44

Kinja'd!!!4

Trust me, even if Mr. Stinko hasnt sprayed the deadly Mt. Dew from his ass.. your nose will let you know its a skunk sight unseen.

and yes.

Mt. Dew.

that's the color of the Stink Juice.

i was an animal control agent.. live trapped skunks among others.

how to you retrieve a wire box trap with a pissed off skunk?

walk up to it slowly holding a large garbage bag in front of you.

Mr. Stink will give you warning stops with his front paws before he points his ass at you.

comes out as a thin spray.

Lime green.

Ruined a pair of shoes cuz it dripped off the bag and onto the toes of my shoes.

home owner called me into get a skunk out of his garage. I grabbed 6-10 paper grocery bags and my dog kennel, closed the door behind me.

dude looked at me like i was insane.

told him i need quiet and come back in 20 mins.

i opened the garage door in 15 with the skunk in a paper bag, paper bag in the dog kennel.

MIND FREAK!


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > sketchcat
12/12/2014 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!0

objectively I know I still would have smelled it. Just my mind went to the worst thing I could imagine.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Xyl0c41n3
12/12/2014 at 22:28

Kinja'd!!!0

jeebus. That would be traumatic


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Cajun Ginger
12/12/2014 at 22:55

Kinja'd!!!1

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > and 100 more
12/12/2014 at 23:01

Kinja'd!!!1

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! Ebola stil in Africa > Cajun Ginger
12/13/2014 at 04:19

Kinja'd!!!1

It's Ebola


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Cajun Ginger
12/13/2014 at 08:44

Kinja'd!!!0

What's in the mystery box?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1RUBEX…


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Cajun Ginger
12/13/2014 at 21:23

Kinja'd!!!0

So what is in the box?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Cajun Ginger
12/13/2014 at 21:31

Kinja'd!!!0

DICK IN A BOX


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > No Prius Needed
12/13/2014 at 21:49

Kinja'd!!!1

No idea now. I had to work all day. When I got home my husband went to look and it was gone!

I guess I scared it as badly as it scared me.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Nibby
12/13/2014 at 21:50

Kinja'd!!!1

Eh. Those don't scare me. ;)