Oh Look, Dealership Spambots.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/12/2014 at 13:44 • Filed to: None

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Thank you Regal Chevy for telling me to never shop at your dealership.

itschrome > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2014 at 13:46

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wow. did they really think this was a good idea?

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2014 at 13:47

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but dont you want to meet

their personal shopping assistants?

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2014 at 13:50

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lol this is pretty hilarious

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2014 at 13:54

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Wow, that's pretty crazy. Internet, how does it even work?

macanamera > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 13:55

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I think I've met about four of them.

itschrome > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 14:03

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well I do now.... well maybe minus one or two..

As Du Volant > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 14:28

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I love how some of them are freakishly larger than others. Like they couldn't have scaled them when they were photoshopping all of them together to at least make it LOOK LIKE they were all standing in the same place at the same time for the photo?

As Du Volant > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2014 at 14:29

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Most likely the dealership has no idea the ad is even there. There are plenty of companies marketing to us saying "pay us $xxxx and we'll advertise for you on TWO THOUSAND websites!" And then that's what they do.

Where I work we don't sign up for these services because they're a colossal waste of money.

505Turbeaux > As Du Volant 12/12/2014 at 14:30

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those 2 on the right. I only hope they are that tall. They could get it

As Du Volant > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 14:31

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I noticed those too, but look how huge the one on the left's head looks compared to the others. She's either a huge-headed Amazon woman or somebody fails at Photoshoppery.

StingrayJake > 505Turbeaux 12/12/2014 at 14:37

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One of my wife's bridesmaids works at a dealership. When I was trying to get on at the same place, my wife said, "It's sooooo easy. They hired Sarah and she's horrible at selling stuff." What I didn't say was, "Yeah it's pretty easy when you're a skinny attractive blonde."

505Turbeaux > StingrayJake 12/12/2014 at 14:42

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Sadly, I have heard this from many a dealership GM over the years