The oppositelock gift guide

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 12/11/2014 at 15:55 • Filed to: Lists

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Its Christmas and we're doing this, alright?!

1. Sweet chrome vents.

Look, engines get hot...like REALLY hot so you gotta vent that biz. Buy a pair of chrome vents, peal off the paper and stick them on for a cooler engine. Get the look you crave and get the performance you need.

2. Truck nuts

There is literally no better gift you could give a car fan that a pair of truck nuts. You don't even have to use them on a truck!

3. REDLINE - DVD

Look, this movie has a Ferrari enzo in it....Nuff said.

4. Wheel covers

Hypermiling is fun and totally jalop. Get your foot in the door of this exciting car culture with a set of wheel covers.

4. Aspinal of London Leather driving gloves

What shopping list would be complete without some really expensive leather product, and these are driving gloves! For $169 you can do worse, but it takes effort.

5. Ferrari Pen

Look, we know you love cars, especially hot ass cars like Ferrari, but how do you discretely tell others? Damn right with a Ferrari pen. Writes in red blue ink.

What did we miss? what are the perfect gifts for the car lover in your life?

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 15:59

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For improving winter traction and being handy for when you don't have an axle stand handy!

HammerheadFistpunch > CB 12/11/2014 at 16:00

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help a friend change out all 4 tires at once too, but don't tell them, its what secret santa is all about.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:00

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you'rE completely missing car bras.

HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/11/2014 at 16:01

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You're right! What are those again?

daender > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:01

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Not gonna lie, I had a set of Moon Caps for the HHR but they never fit 100% and had a sort of rattle to the point where one decided to disappear during a short highway drive. It looked 100x better over the shitty broken hubcaps.

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:02

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Exactly. It also works for when you lock your keys in your car and if someone tailgates you.

Sn210 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:04

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Stickers are the most cost effective way to increase horsepower. Plus at $4 for 2, they make great stocking stuffers

(2) ILLEST 6" Sticker Decals - Color: White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00877DBKY/…

HammerheadFistpunch > Sn210 12/11/2014 at 16:04

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DAYUM! I forgot to add stickers!

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:05

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Like a car thong, but for the other side.

area man > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:05

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This is not a bad look.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:05

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HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/11/2014 at 16:07

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oh right! "protect" finish of the front of your car with an abrasion collecting rag.

thebigbossyboss > daender 12/11/2014 at 16:08

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When my crappy hubcaps flew off....I got spinning hubcaps baby!

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:10

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Quickly add a turbo to any car.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 12/11/2014 at 16:10

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Seriously, why mess with all the expense and hassle. This is where its at!

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:12

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And you can swap it between all your cars easily. Taking the truck today? Turbo that shit!

thebigbossyboss > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:12

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Is your 80 year old grandma not able to see properly at night?? Does she drive with her highbeams on all the time to help light up the road? Help her out by getting some HID bulbs.

To make things even cheaper and or brighter you can just stick the bulbs into the halogen housing grandma's 2003 Century came with.

http://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/sylvani…

Will with a W8 races an E30 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:13

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Don't diss the moonie. Beats a plastic hubcap any day.

HammerheadFistpunch > thebigbossyboss 12/11/2014 at 16:14

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These only work if you readjust the headlight housing you know, because they are so much more powerful you have to aim them higher to take advantage of the increased range. Also, They only work in a deep blue color.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:15

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thebigbossyboss > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:16

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Thank you for these valuable tips!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/11/2014 at 16:18

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Thats a lot of engine cooling.

$kaycog > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:22

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Does this qualify as a car bra?

PushToStart > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:23

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the fact that they're stick on means they also add horsepower. #jalopcarmodz

HammerheadFistpunch > $kaycog 12/11/2014 at 16:24

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I um... hmm. well.

Maybe it NEEDS a car bra.

HammerheadFistpunch > PushToStart 12/11/2014 at 16:25

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well the science is there:

The more air you can vent out of your engine, the more room there is for new air to power it. Science.

$kaycog > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:25

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I've had that pic in a folder for a long time...........finally got to use it.

HammerheadFistpunch > $kaycog 12/11/2014 at 16:26

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its a Christmas miracle!

$kaycog > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:27

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You funny!

Steve in Manhattan > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:32

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Lest we forget:

HammerheadFistpunch > Steve in Manhattan 12/11/2014 at 16:33

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holy crap...i mean...literally! of course! I would put a 2 inch drawbar on an FF just to own this.

Steve in Manhattan > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 16:47

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The Polar Special features Clarkson using one ....

HammerheadFistpunch > Steve in Manhattan 12/11/2014 at 16:48

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Definitely makes the list. True story, I used one once. True story, you don't want to poop near your car.

Fookin' Prawns > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 17:49

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I actually want these. But not for $170.

Steve in Manhattan > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 17:53

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I will take your word on that.

Brian Silvestro > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2014 at 20:05

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this would actually be super useful for rallyX

BoulderZ > Sn210 12/12/2014 at 16:47

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Last chance for Christmas shipping! Buy two "illest" and get a "shocker" free! If we really hate you, we'll throw in a "something-or-other as f*ck", too.

Xyl0c41n3 > Fookin' Prawns 12/14/2014 at 06:25

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