My girlfriend may be a moron... 

"itschrome" (itschrome) 12/11/2014 at 08:16 • Filed to: None

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I'm super late for work, but I just got out of the shower.. Why so late you ask? my gf is a fucking Idiot with winter related car duties. Instead of waking me up early for help clearing off her car and and the drive way, what does she do? just guns it and gets stuck at the bottom of the drive way where she got stuck last night! and then just like last night proceeded to spin the tires and proceeds to create a damned ice patch where she did last night! took me 3 hours to clear it last night and another two vs a few moments worth of shoveling! I laid soo much salt to make shoveling the 6 inches of fresh snow we got over night easier! BUT NOOOOO she just had to go fuck it all up again... *sigh* she's lucky I love her!

Have the vehical I'm starting to think she needs instead of her malibu for your time..

505Turbeaux > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:19

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That is why I am happy my girl is a Jeep fan. I still wake up early if I am at her house and clear it off, she pays me back in " favors "

itschrome > 505Turbeaux 12/11/2014 at 08:22

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nice! I can't help but think even with a good 4x4 on good rubber this girl would get it stuck! hahaha

505Turbeaux > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:24

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oh man, I feel for you. She better get the kneepads out

yamahog > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:26

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Exactly how this happened:

"I don't want to be a bother and wake him up early, I'll be fine!"

*wheelspin*

"Welllll shit."

itschrome > 505Turbeaux 12/11/2014 at 08:26

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OH she will need them, I'm gonna make her scrub every inch of these floors! hahaha

BJ > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:27

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Scientific fact: the sight of snow turns off brain cells.

Last night, one of our across-the-street neighbours pulled into a double-long parking spot, half-assedly at best, and just sat there waiting for her husband to come shovel the spot properly. He was kind enough to push the snow off the street onto the sidewalk in front of my house, then throw it onto my front garden.

When she was finally parked, after having made my wife wait to park with her brainless shenanigans, she backed up and almost blocked our car in to make sure that she had enough running space to drive out in the morning.

GO TO HELL, neighbour.

Raphmoe > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:34

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maybe you should have taken some initiative and woken up early and helped her instead of bitching about it here; food for thought, as they say. good on you for fixing up the ice patch after the fact, though.

itschrome > Raphmoe 12/11/2014 at 08:36

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there was no ice patch before she made one..... I fixed it yesterday. problem is we are about 2 hour separated on our morning routines due to time we work. I told her to wake me 30 min before she needed to go.. I tried man.

Funktheduck > BJ 12/11/2014 at 08:37

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Take all that snow they kindly plopped into your garden and pack it around your neighbors tires.

Raphmoe > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:37

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oh i mis-read then. god damn. that blows.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > 505Turbeaux 12/11/2014 at 08:39

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but baseball season doesn't start until April?

505Turbeaux > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 12/11/2014 at 08:42

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early spring training!

yamahog > 505Turbeaux 12/11/2014 at 08:45

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I had to clear off both my Jeep and bf's daily driver because he had no gloves and no ice scraper in his car, but "favors" are kind of a daily thing in this household anyway ;)

...you meant favors like doing the dishes, right?

505Turbeaux > yamahog 12/11/2014 at 08:49

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ha wait I do the dishes and cook too, damn :)

PS9 > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 08:51

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See, this is why I don't have a girlfriend. No woman no problems.

*grabs bottle of grey goose, drinks through the tears*

yamahog > 505Turbeaux 12/11/2014 at 09:05

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I cook, he does dishes. The equitable distribution of domestic labor really gets me going!

505Turbeaux > yamahog 12/11/2014 at 09:10

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you lucky duck! Actually I really enjoy being the labor source. She cant cook many things, while I can. Dishes I just do while I cook, so not bad. We both work too hard to care much about who does what. Of course we arent co habitating yet either.

The equitable distribution of domestic labor really gets me going!

now that I find hilarious because I have never heard it said like that :)

itschrome > yamahog 12/11/2014 at 09:28

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Yeah basically

itschrome > BJ 12/11/2014 at 09:29

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wow! thats awful! I'b be pissed if some one threw all that salted snow on my garden bed!

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 11:00

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Unfortunately I think most people are that way. They don't see the need for any forethought when it comes to snow and ice. I've got a 1.5 ton vehicle, it'll just move the snow out of the way. No, it won't.

Guy I knew in HS burned out the transmission in his Trans Am rocking it back and fourth versus shoveling out his parking spot. Idiot.

PS9 > BJ 12/11/2014 at 12:10

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scientific fact: BJs turn off brain cells for 1 hour minimum

Destructive Tester > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 12:16

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"my gf is a fucking Idiot with winter related car duties"

This is more than a bit redundant... Admittedly, mine has walked past a perfectly acceptable Subaru to get in her Civic when there is 6" of fresh snow with a 100% chance of snow in the forecast. Did I mention that we live in a very hilly neighborhood with a steep driveway?

itschrome > Destructive Tester 12/11/2014 at 12:20

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haha oh man.. thats classic.. AWD? nah, the civic is so cute, I'll just drive that.

very soon after

*phone rings"

hello?

yes baby, I'm stuck

*eye rolls*

Destructive Tester > itschrome 12/11/2014 at 12:25

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Y0u have no idea... I've been tempted to show her how to put her snow chains on but that opens the Pandora's Box of improperly secured chains...

Raphmoe > PS9 12/11/2014 at 13:03

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lol

BJ > PS9 12/11/2014 at 13:06

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It's been known to happen!