PHEW

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
12/10/2014 at 22:59 • Filed to: None

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Heard a noise outside, and I pretty much just pulled my gun out on a pile of leaves blowing against my back door. Even though it's not loaded, and it doesn't really work.

In other news, I've decided I want a molten orange Fiesta ST.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:04

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Jimmies Status: rustled

Leaves status: piled up against the door


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:15

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SSHHHH! Don't tell the leaves. They don't know.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:21

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I might be wrong, but of all the Fiesta ST owners on Oppo, I don't think any of them have a molten orange car. Weird, because I think it's the best color available. I don't think it's available on the Focus ST, but that's alright because it has that cool yellow color (the formal name escapes me)


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:33

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Hey, just the sight of it has 90% of the effect. What kind?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:35

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You could always just throw the gun at them. That would hurt.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:38

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Rule 1 of home defense: Don't pull a gun unless you intend to use it, because the other person will use whatever they have against you.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
12/10/2014 at 23:56

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Wut?


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > PushToStart
12/11/2014 at 00:12

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It's a cop magnet colour is why.


Kinja'd!!! Wurrwulf > shop-teacher
12/11/2014 at 06:39

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"Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it." - Boris the Blade aka Boris the Bullet Dodger aka Boris the Sneaky Fucking Russian


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > PushToStart
12/11/2014 at 07:13

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Huh, Just noticed that. I also think it's the best color.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > DoYouEvenShift
12/11/2014 at 07:15

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A Webley :P


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2014 at 07:16

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I was mainly trying to get a look at whatever was going on.

About a year ago, I had my gutters stolen. Probably by some people posing as a work crew, so I'm not taking any chances.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wurrwulf
12/11/2014 at 07:30

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"Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?"

"Because he dodges bullets"


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > jkm7680
12/11/2014 at 11:00

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Yeah, they share several colors (Blue, white, etc) but I guess the Orange and Yellow are model exclusives for the Fiesta and Focus respectively.


Kinja'd!!! LumberJunk > jkm7680
12/11/2014 at 16:26

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TIL guns help with vision.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > LumberJunk
12/11/2014 at 17:41

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They do! My eyesight is 10000% better when I have mine.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > PushToStart
12/11/2014 at 19:22

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Sometimes the orange looks good, sometimes it doesn't. Just depends. Because of this, I went with Silver. I know Silvestro has a silver one and BTU has a white one. There's a dark blue one too.


Kinja'd!!! LumberJunk > jkm7680
12/12/2014 at 08:18

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I need to find firearms!