The Real Reason Denton Is (not really) Stepping Down

"PS9" (PS9) 12/10/2014 at 17:12 • Filed to: None

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The Kinja time travel machine has become deeply unstable, and is now reaching further and further into the future for notification data. Prepare to get a notification from yourself 20 years from now, trying to convince you not to waste your life arguing with people on the internet (but you should have known you weren't going to listen)

The hope is that a team of people can help Denton contain the machine before it turns time into an oblong taurus, but the damage is already done IMHO. Whelp, I'm off to record all the lottery numbers for the next six months or so.

ACESandEIGHTS > PS9 12/10/2014 at 17:18

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Here's the rambling, incoherent memo for your reading pleasure. We are all more confused for having read it. I award the changes of the past year—PENDING APPROVAL, I AM LOOKING SQUARELY AT YOU—no points, and may God have mercy on its soul.

Anon > PS9 12/10/2014 at 17:20

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Well time to get a lab coat and start texting my past self using a microwave.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > PS9 12/10/2014 at 17:20

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It's me!

PS9 > Anon 12/10/2014 at 17:23

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On behalf of the sister-like female friend you definitely have, that is the last bloody thing you want.

Leadbull > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/10/2014 at 17:28

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Not yet.

DailyTurismo > PS9 12/10/2014 at 19:35

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Is the oblong Taurus a third generation?