This poor, poor Geo Metro :'(

Kinja'd!!! "MarquetteLa" (marquettela)
12/10/2014 at 16:35 • Filed to: argument for auto euthanasia, dodge, neon

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Spotted this near work. I hope it dies a quick death soon.

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Thanks to the many comments correctly identifying this as a Geo Metro, not a Dodge Neon.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:00

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I hope you're kidding about that being a Neon. That's a Geo Metro.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:01

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That's uh, not a Neon. Geo or Chevy I don't even know the model name.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:02

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Pretty sure that's a Lambo Metro dude


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > Nibbles
12/10/2014 at 16:03

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omg you're so right. I was thinking there was a first-gen Neon under there somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:04

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Metro but yeah ugly as all hell.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:06

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The worst part about it is, a Neon would actually die


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:06

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Come on man what's wrong with you. Never feel bad for a Dodge Neon...Or a Metro.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > DoYouEvenShift
12/10/2014 at 16:07

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I don't think any car deserves to be treated like this.


Kinja'd!!! Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:39

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Hipster Metro is hipster...


Kinja'd!!! ColoradoTaco > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 16:48

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HA! I've seen this thing around town a couple times too.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/10/2014 at 16:54

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It's either a Geo metro, pontiac firelfly or chevrolet sprint.

Ah the GM badge engineering years.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > MarquetteLa
12/10/2014 at 19:04

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An art car project like that is usually only done when the car is already on its last legs, so I don't think it will have to suffer much longer.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Nibbles
12/10/2014 at 20:27

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Lies. Neons are goddamn tanks.