"Hermann" (hermann)
12/10/2014 at 12:09 • Filed to: None
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"Hermann" (hermann)
12/10/2014 at 12:09 • Filed to: None | 0
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Guy sits in his wrecked Chevette. Denies it.
Also. TV crew gets to the scene before the ambulance and firemen.
JGrabowMSt
> Hermann
12/10/2014 at 12:11 |
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Is there even a rough translation of this? I'd love to know what he's saying about this, other than something along the lines of:
"I'm on TV?! That's fucking awesome bro! Check out my awesome Chevette and how clean I keep it!"
McMike
> Hermann
12/10/2014 at 12:14 |
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I've told Mrs Mike that if I ever start talking like that to cut me off.
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> JGrabowMSt
12/10/2014 at 12:14 |
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I used youtube's translate function. Told me nothing, but was absolutely hysterical.
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Hermann
> JGrabowMSt
12/10/2014 at 12:23 |
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Reporter: - Did you drink?
Guy: - I didn't crash it. Where's the other guy who crashed?
- But was it you who was driving the car?
- I don't know how I got here. Goddamit, the guy wrecked my car, dude.
- But tell me, did you ingest alcohol?
- Wrecked my car. He smashed my car's door, son.
- But did you ingest alcohol?
- *mumble mumble* drunk. I don't know how I got here. It wasn't me who was driving, Mr. Reporter. It wasn't me driving. That's mean. You can record it, I have nothing to hide.
- But did you drink today? Did you ingest alcohol?
- I drank, yes, sir. But I don't know how I ended up here.
Edit: Looks a much more serious text when translated. I don't know how to put accents and mannerisms in english.
Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
> JGrabowMSt
12/10/2014 at 12:27 |
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as rough as I could get it, trying not to cringe on this guy's voice.
Reporter: "So, did you drink any alcoholic beverage before driving?"
Guy: "No I'm fine, It was not me who did it, some crazy guy ran into my door and broke my car."