Cubs sign Jon Lester

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12/10/2014 at 10:58 • Filed to: None

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6 years 155 million dollars. Maybe next year really is our year. Hell back to the future predicted we'd be champions in 2015. there's a Lola for your time


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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 11:01

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After Meigs Field, I hope Chicago doesn't win anything for 1000 years.


Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 11:03

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Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > For Sweden
12/10/2014 at 11:08

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Chicago politics is a pair of dirty soiled clown shoes. In fact, a retired Chicago police officer described to me how perfect a saying is that keeps going around. "Chicago ain't ready for change" He got shafted by their political adjustments of the police pension rules.

sums it up.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > For Sweden
12/10/2014 at 11:12

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Have you been to Meigs field recently though? It's actually a pretty nice park and concert venue. Great place to ride a bike or go for a jog. And since they tore it up we have two Stanley cups sooo...


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Grindintosecond
12/10/2014 at 11:12

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You leave Bozo out of this haha


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > For Sweden
12/10/2014 at 11:13

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Considering that's how long it will take for Crook County and Chicago to cleanse themselves of J and M Daley...

There's also the classic Chicago vs. everyone else temperature scale.

60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing.

40° F: Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start 'da car.'

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops; people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 11:15

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I don't care what happens to illegally seized land.


Kinja'd!!! handyjoe > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 11:17

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If only we could get the Miami Marlins into the American League.

I sincerely hope that these acquisitions work out, as they've had a very busy off season.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 11:32

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Meigs generated $57million every year for the city. Total loss.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Grindintosecond
12/10/2014 at 11:37

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But now it's something nice that all the residents of chicago can use. Besides after 9/11 was it really that good of an idea to have an airport that close to the heart of chicago? I didn't think so


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 11:39

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Look up and you'll see all of the o'hare traffic that instantly got so much closer to downtown.....so an airport close by being closed had zero impact on the worry. It's weird. Big planes were used to attack. So lets get rid of the small planes nearby and let the big planes keep flying even closer.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/10/2014 at 12:13

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ok I'm a massive Rays fan.. Now that you got Made in I am becoming a Cubs fan. A because Maddon and B because the Rays are now barely a team.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/10/2014 at 15:41

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its an exciting time to be a chicago sports fan