Seriously...this week.  (Rant with language so nsfw?)

Kinja'd!!! "cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
12/10/2014 at 09:56 • Filed to: rant

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I didn't think I could give any less fucks. Then I woke up this morning, hit snooze a few times and finally ventured out to my car to head to work.

FUCK EVERYTHING

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It's in portrait because I wanted to show the entire space and how much room there was. But it's my sincere belief that this wasn't an accident. THERE IS NO DAMAGE TO ANY OTHER PART OF THE CAR! Not a single scratch. NOTHING!

No dings.

No dents.

The mirror is higher than the height of any other car part. Also...

I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING MIRROR!

It isn't anywhere. Not in the lot, not in the river, not in the grass, NOWHERE!

Who the fuck does that?

There is no glass on the ground.

No plastic save for that little piece (you can see it in the middle of the image on the left, I picked it up) so someone legitimately took it off.

Fuck. Them.

See! Not a fucking thing. Nothing.

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Do you know how hard it is to change lanes without a fucking side-view mirror? I was getting so damn pissed off every time I wanted to check my mirror that I just sat in the far right lane the entire time and stopped caring.

Also, I think the temperature readout in the car is tied to the frickin' mirror because now that just shows stupid fucking dashes instead of numbers.

And I was already in a glorious damn mood this week, too. Projects suddenly due today and tomorrow instead of by Christmas. An entire workbook I created last week went bezerk and got all corrupted Monday. Fucking IT not being able to fix my email so I couldn't send or receive anything for a whole damn day...BUT I NEED MY GOD DAMNED EMAIL TO DO MY MOTHER FUCKING JOB! Those inept sons of bitches still haven't recovered my emails from yesterday morning but they can send me a screenshot of all of them in the server.

FUCK EVERYTHING.

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:02

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fuck everythign including kinja cuz i believe your image was

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Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/10/2014 at 10:03

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fuck fuckity fuck fuck


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/10/2014 at 10:07

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Pretty bad when i can update it better from my mobile than a desktop.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:18

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Don;t get crosseyed with rage now!

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:18

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I mean, you didn't need that one anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:22

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Not sure if it will make you feel any better but there may or may not be a somewhat embarrassing story of mine told later.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:23

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haha well it works now. Looks like you need a garage. I've replaced a couple mirrors before. its not bad. Actually the Sport Trac was a bit of a pain in the ass cuz its mirror wasn't shared with a regular Explorer as one would expect. Or an F-150 (which is where the tail gate comes from) a Ranger, anything Lincoln or Mercury, or Mazda so that means no junk yard picking.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:44

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I know someone that came back from the bar one night with an arm full of mirrors. He was a dick. Could be something similar.

Also, it's not that hard to change lanes without it, I hardly use that mirror anyway. The one on the windshield I find easier, when the car shows up in that mirror I know there's enough room for me to move over.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 10:51

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People suck, although now you're one step closer...

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Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > BigBlock440
12/10/2014 at 11:50

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May not need it but I check everywhere because Massholes


Kinja'd!!! Hiroku > cazzyodo
12/10/2014 at 11:54

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My older car had fixed wing mirrors which couldn't fold (they had no hinges at all, if you forced it they would just snap off). My street was also a bitch to park in, so people would squeeze the cars really close to each other if necessary, fuck you if you can't even open your door, as long as their car fit.

I don't know if people would try to fold it and accidentally pop it off, or if someone genuinely hated me, but I would find the bloody mirror in the floor by the car at least once a week. To top it off, it was the passenger side one, so often I would only realize it after I had already pulled out of the spot and was on my way down the street. It drove me to the brink of insanity.

Granted it was just a matter of picking the thing up and re-attaching it, so your situation is markedly worse. But seriously, I cursed the mothafuckin' bastard who did it for hours on end.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Hiroku
12/10/2014 at 12:20

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I'm getting a quote right now and am preparing several strings of curses