A Tale Of Two -lopnik's

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 12/10/2014 at 11:02 • Filed to: automobilelopnik

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Here's my thought of the morning.

If there's a Planelopnik and a Trainlopnik, there should be an Automobilelopnik, no?

Good morning, Oppo.

Alfalfa > TheHondaBro 12/10/2014 at 11:04

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Mr. Buzzkill here. Jalopnik was actually formed from the word "Jalopy", which is a term for a decrepit or run-down vehicle. So in a broad sense, Jalopnik = Automobilopnik.

For Sweden > Alfalfa 12/10/2014 at 11:11

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So sayeth the Book of Spinelli.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro 12/10/2014 at 11:11

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God damn that aston is sexy.

Anon > TheHondaBro 12/10/2014 at 11:12

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There's also animelopnik! Don't forget about us!

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > TheHondaBro 12/10/2014 at 11:12

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Looks like a Sterling Moss Benzo and DB9 Le Mans drank a bottle of 151 then had some angry angry sexy time to create this beast.

Or they did the Dragonball Z fusion dance.. if that's your thing.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 12/10/2014 at 11:15

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What does it project a man, if he should fix a rustbucket, but lose his own soul?

-Book of Martin.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 12/10/2014 at 11:17

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And the car gods looked upon it, and it was pleasing to behold.

Raphmoe > Alfalfa 12/10/2014 at 11:31

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it is also a portmanteau with beatnik; you know, hipsters.

Yes, Jalopnik by definition is "Run Down Broken beat up car hipsters".

we are one jalop,

we are jalops

Raphmoe > For Sweden 12/10/2014 at 11:31

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thou speakest well