"area man" (hurrburgring)
12/09/2014 at 20:51 • Filed to: Public Transportation
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"area man" (hurrburgring)
12/09/2014 at 20:51 • Filed to: Public Transportation | 3
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I'm waiting for my train home when all of a sudden I hear an unfamiliar automated announcement: "POLICE POLICE. Please meet the next arriving train in the station. POLICE POLICE." Well, that's not good.
Turns out a rather unbalanced man had shit himself (massively), removed his pants and proceeded to wipe his ass all over two subway cars and several terrified passengers. I didn't see the guy, apparently he had gotten off at the previous stop not a minute earlier. But I immediately knew something like that had happened when the train pulled in, because the middle two cars were completely empty, which just doesn't happen in Manhattan without some sort of smell emergency.
The picture above is taken through the window of one of the poo-bombed cars and positioned so that you don't see all the shit (it was real gross), just the stains. Just imagine these covering every below-butt-level surface on the car's interior. They took the whole train out of service on the spot, which I do appreciate, as I'm sure something like this has happened in many, many subway cars here.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> area man
12/09/2014 at 20:54 |
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Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> area man
12/09/2014 at 20:59 |
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I must be a bad person because I found this hilarious.
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area man
> Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/09/2014 at 21:05 |
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No, it was. The best part is when I was taking pictures along with a few others , an MTA worker pushed past us and said "Move along, folks. Nothing to see here but a bunch of shit."
pooltoy
> area man
12/09/2014 at 21:07 |
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New York, New York it's a helluva town
OPPOsaurus WRX
> area man
12/09/2014 at 21:16 |
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i was eating at BK one day when a homeless guy came in with his pants around his ankles and shit from his ankles on up
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Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> area man
12/09/2014 at 21:18 |
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Hehe.
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area man
> OPPOsaurus WRX
12/09/2014 at 21:28 |
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I once witnessed a homeless man take a sponge bath in a BK restroom, so that either says something about Burger King or our choice in fast food establishments.
Rico
> area man
12/09/2014 at 21:50 |
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I bet it'll be in service tomorrow in the same condition lol
But don't worry the new rate hikes in January will make it all better!/s