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"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
12/09/2014 at 20:30 • Filed to: None

Where we like our SUVs unibody and looking like a blob of fucking hideous.

At the least the X6 isn't insufferably ugly. But Benz just screwed that shit up.

Our only hope is that Audi stays out of these "category."

I'll take a real luxury SUV please. Not these rolling billboards showing people really will buy anything.

DISCUSSION (30)

daender > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:32

Kinja'd!!!

Not a SUV unless she gets dirty.

Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:34

I love the GLE Coupé. More than I love the X6, which is a lot. I would take these two over an Escalade any day. But if I had to have an Escalade I wouldn't complain at all.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:34

I like to take my luxury to my estate in the mountains, move over peasant.

Kinja'd!!!

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:34

The real luxury SUV says hi.

Kinja'd!!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B
12/09/2014 at 20:36

You'd rather have an ugly "SUV" with a useless cargo space and horrible rear headroom? Really?

E. Julius > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:37

I heard on my local NPR station that some BMW and Mercedes dealers are complaining because they don't have enough space to display all the new models.

Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:37

Yes, after having a wagon of course.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/09/2014 at 20:37

I didn't have a Rangie on my computer, figured an Escalade would still prove my point.

Plus I think a Sport would be a little more in line price wise. I could be wrong though.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start
12/09/2014 at 20:38

They're both better than those other two things, lets leave it at that.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > E. Julius
12/09/2014 at 20:39

I bet with both of them having like 20 models in their lineups.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B
12/09/2014 at 20:39

Drugs, you're on them.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
12/09/2014 at 20:40

Luxury and dirty.

Kinja'd!!!

Steve in Manhattan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:41

All the vehicles in this class are both ugly and unnecessary. Kill them with fire.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:42

Probably. I don't know for sure, but I think you can get a base-ish RR in Escalade territory. Luckily in about 10 years, my 4Runner will be worth more.

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/09/2014 at 20:45

Kinja'd!!!

Now we're talkin'.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:45

I agree that the german cars are ugly but the Escalade is a pretty vulgar thing too. Not a fan of either.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/09/2014 at 20:50

Pretty much everything in the luxury SUV category is pretty vulgar. That just comes with being a luxury SUV.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 20:52

The Range Rover manages to be reasonably understated so it can be done, the Escalade is a giant brick of a thing.

bob and john > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 21:03

to be fair, merc also makes the G-class. which is the box of boxes

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > bob and john
12/09/2014 at 21:04

It's also an unrefined military vehicle from the 70s with some leather and a big engine thrown in.

bob and john > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 21:06

well its not a uni-body blob.

Truth is id love a diesel g-wagon.

PS9 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
12/09/2014 at 21:12

Those two first pictures have damaged my ocular nodes beyond repair. I'll be suing you for about $500k in damages, which I will then likely use to buy an X6, which actually appeals to me now since I can no longer see it.

Class action would probably result in me sharing the booty, so I'm lone gunning this one.