What car do y'all think Doug will get?

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
12/09/2014 at 20:58 • Filed to: Doug's new car

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I suggested he gets either this:

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or this:

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But alas I doubt I will be picked as the winner. What do you think will win or what did you pick?


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JR1
12/09/2014 at 20:59

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A Prius, and he'll write about it everyday for a year.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:00

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I thought it would be interesting if he gets a bro truck. We can see if he turns into one.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/09/2014 at 21:04

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If so I will start calling him Satan not Doug


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > zeontestpilot
12/09/2014 at 21:04

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From Dougdedouche to Dougdehick


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:04

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A Stanley Steamer

They are tough on dirt, but gentle on carpet after all.


Kinja'd!!! BlurpleToyotaDishwasher > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:05

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Is it just me or is Kinja completely unable to handle that comments thread?

Prolly a Citroen DS or something.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:06

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I drove one not too long ago. I now need to take a shower to cleanse myself of the Prius-ness all over me.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/09/2014 at 21:06

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This post is Leno approved

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:09

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He lives in Philly now, that Cadillac won't stand up to the brine PennDOT sprays all over everything. Although the suspension would be perfect for the city's cobblestones and pockmarked asphalt.

I could see him doing a pre-owned Rolls-Royce or Bentley, maybe a Maserati. Something vaguely exotic, so he can still get some material out of it, but still more practical than the Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:14

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I approve.


Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:15

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This if I don't get it.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/09/2014 at 21:21

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One of 12!


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > ranwhenparked
12/09/2014 at 21:23

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I know I wish he would have stayed in Atlanta it would have made the picking easier! A pre owned Rolls would surely bankrupt him as would a Bentley. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more expensive than a Ferrari!


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/09/2014 at 21:24

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We may need to preform an exorcism if your conditions worsen.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > BlurpleToyotaDishwasher
12/09/2014 at 21:25

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I think it is screwing everything up! And a DS would be interesting considering I know so little about it.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:36

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I seem to be fine now, I'll be sure to keep you updated on my condition.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > JR1
12/09/2014 at 21:44

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but it would be interesting. Does getting getting the truck turn you into a bro, or does a bro just get the truck? It's like what came first, the chicken or the egg?


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > BlurpleToyotaDishwasher
12/09/2014 at 22:23

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Yeah! That's why I was trying to get responses on Twitter — after about 1k it's just impossible to get through em. We're about to hit 2k!


Kinja'd!!! BlurpleToyotaDishwasher > Doug DeMuro
12/10/2014 at 00:13

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I think about three hundred of them were me trying over and over to post something, then it finally went through loads of times about 10 minutes later. I blame all the photos of Skylines.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > zeontestpilot
12/10/2014 at 09:44

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I have driven a bro truck a few times. Normally bro just gets truck.