This just happened

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
12/08/2014 at 16:46 • Filed to: Campus parking lots be cray

Chevy Suburban(out of pic to the left) just sideswiped this Pontiac G6.

DISCUSSION (44)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 16:48

GM on GM contact!

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 16:50

College parking lots are awful

Kinja'd!!!

most of the time anyway

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 16:51

Did he stop?

Also yeah, saw this guy crash into his own garage door earlier this year. college kids r dumb

Kinja'd!!!

Rev Hang Slows My Roll > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 16:51

Kinja'd!!!

Somebody gonna need a rhinoplasty to get that schnozz made right...

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 16:55

When you go to schools with money the wrecks just get more expensive.

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/08/2014 at 16:57

The RS5 is the best car I've ever seen at my school. People don't know how to buy cars here.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/08/2014 at 16:57

Oh yeah. Campus security saw the whole thing and pulled his ass off to the side.

jariten1781 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 16:59

That's a pretty serious fwak at parking lot speeds.

AM3R shamefully returns > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 17:03

Dat RS5!!! I love them.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 17:04

Kinja'd!!!

We've got this here, foreign exchange student.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/08/2014 at 17:05

Wait, how'd he crash into his garage??

Dumb college kids are dumb.

Brian Silvestro > AM3R shamefully returns
12/08/2014 at 17:06

They are so goddamn good looking. Shame about the transmission and driving dynamics. The engine is fantastic.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 17:06

Every exotic is driven by a foreign exchange student.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 17:07

That is a fact.

Bandit > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 17:13

We have handfulls of Maseratis and GT-Rs, a few Ferraris, and a couple R8s.

03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 17:20

And just another reason why I get so nervous leaving my car in the parking lot. Maybe I should just put bubble wrap around it. Lots, and lots of bubble wrap!

So assuming you saw it, did you go up to the campus police and tell them that you witnessed it or did they see every moment of the accident? In my accident I had a witness and that helped a lot. She even got the plate number (Even though I had it to). I couldn't have been more thankful. I feel bad for the G6 owner.

AM3R shamefully returns > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 17:27

I always thought they drove pretty well? Aren't they available with a 6MT too?

Steve in Manhattan > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 17:36

That is arguably the best-looking 2 door sports coupe out there. I love the M4, but damn.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > 03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST
12/08/2014 at 17:47

At my campus parking deck there's a mustang svt with the terminator license plate, it always comes in early for the the best parking spot where door dings are impossible. Now that's dedication even if you don't have a morning class.

03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/08/2014 at 17:56

I do the same. There's no best spot but I like to park by the curb so my chances of a door ding significantly decrease. It's also easy to get in and out of.

That's a big reason why I like having morning classes. Parking choices are endless!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST
12/08/2014 at 17:57

I was already late for class. You should put laser sharks around it, and Amerigators. No worries though, I have reverse psychologied myself into believing the closer I am to the majority of parked cars, the less likely I'll be hit. :p

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > 03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST
12/08/2014 at 18:04

My school is in sketchy Newark so I have to park in the deck unless I want my windows to be broken.

Brian Silvestro > Steve in Manhattan
12/08/2014 at 18:10

It really does look amazing. But remember, this exists

Kinja'd!!!

Brian Silvestro > AM3R shamefully returns
12/08/2014 at 18:11

Apparently they're really understeer-y, and no, dual-clutch only. My opinion of them would be drastically different if it had a manual.

Steve in Manhattan > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 18:16

Not as good looking to me, and highly impractical. You shouldn't have to crawl to exis\t your car.

Brian Silvestro > Steve in Manhattan
12/08/2014 at 18:17

but racecar doe

03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/08/2014 at 18:39

Great ideas!

How does that make it less likely?! That must be some good psychology class you took. I just park where no one else parks. Well, try to.

03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/08/2014 at 18:41

Sounds like a great place to be. Crime and New Jersey drivers! Texas can be just as bad though in terms of drivers.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/08/2014 at 18:46

My next door neighbor did that once.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/09/2014 at 01:09

If this car came with Manuél inside I would have it already. I would trade Fidoge if necessary.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
12/09/2014 at 06:25

You would do what?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ummmm, no.