The Oppo Fantasy Football League Playoffs Are Here.

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12/04/2014 at 18:47 • Filed to: None

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And the match ups are pretty damn good. The projected score differences this week for the playoff games totals only 4 points.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! BJohnson11 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/04/2014 at 18:57

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Highly unlikely I'll drop another 205 like I did last week. Good god that was incredible.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > BJohnson11
12/04/2014 at 19:02

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I was insanely proud of my 166 last week. My fantasy team was like the Lions for a few weeks there. If you combine my week 11 and 12 scores it is less than that 166. I didnt even know a team could put up 69 points, but whatever...


Kinja'd!!! Fred Smith > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/04/2014 at 19:28

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Competing The League names. Can't not love that.


Kinja'd!!! RTeeJay > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/04/2014 at 23:40

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An unfortunate mismanagement of my WRs and a no show from Jimmy Graham kept me out of the playoffs. Still a fun season though.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > RTeeJay
12/05/2014 at 00:22

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Its a miracle that I made it in after scoring just 68 last week.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/05/2014 at 15:10

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Being on a plane for work during the draft put me in a hole I never really got out of (autodrafting Zac Stacy and Carson Palmer: bad start), but a concerted effort on waivers and free agents has restored me to respectability, albeit way too late to make it to the playoffs. Fun season nonetheless.


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/05/2014 at 16:12

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Say hello to the oppo league champion! Chalupa batman (myself) is gonna take the league and your first born son game of thrones style!


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > ceanderson920
12/05/2014 at 20:04

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I dunno. My players have some pretty good match ups in the coming weeks.


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/08/2014 at 14:43

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Late to the party, here's my take on my season which has gone down in flames so rapidly that if Roger Goodell, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, most of the Seahawks, and all of the Bears were at a party, they'd all agree "At least we're not THAT guy."

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Firstly, Toast and I find ourselves in a "Battle of the Meh", in a barely contested race to the bottom. It looks as if I live another day to compete in our own "Sacko." This is not a good thing. At least Toast gets the sweet release of death.

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Here is an accurate visual representation of weeks 8 through 13, wherein I found myself feeling pretty damn good about sitting at the top of the league at 5-2, only to end up in the septic tank of Fantasy Football history in an amazing 6 game slide. I'd like to thank everyone who got me there, including the 49'ers suddenly lack-luster defense (miss ya, Patrick Willis!), Matt Stafford & Phil Rivers' utter inability to remain consistent, Larry Donnell (who decided that one highlight game was enough), Knowshon Moreno (who taught me that a veteran tradesman RB is always a terrible gamble), Brandon Marshall's ankles and ribs, and of course a very special shout out to Julius Thomas, who just kind of gave up after week 5, and then got injured. Neat. I can't believe I am saying this, by my contenders for team MVP are a kicker from Baltimore (Justin Tucker), a dusty relic of a receiver from Baltimore (Steve Smith, Sr.), and the one person in Chicago who keeps the entire city from using all of their snowplows to dump Soldier Field into Lake Michigan. (Matt Forte).

I'd also like to give a special shout out to Mr. Marsh of Taco Corp for kickstarting this dumpster fire of a season by administering the most savage beatdown of the season between any of our league's teams. I don't think even the most desperate gambler would've taken at -100 line on any game, but you beat the spread! Bravó.

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Finally... WTF WEST DIVISION? Halfway through the season you guys were like the NFC South, looking to clinch a playoff spot well under .500. It would appear that those of us without "The League" inspired team names (or connoisseurs of Corgis; Corgisseurs?) were cursed to extinction by Halloween.

I should have known better than to name my team after a Jameis Winston joke. He's been trolling the FBS all season, and now the joke's on us, because his team still failed upwards and clinched a playoff spot with 2 other very deserving teams, and Ohio State.

Just be ready for next year's onslaught, fellas, because the Brolo El Cuñados are taking you all straight down to the EBDBBNB! And that's a fact!

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Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
12/08/2014 at 14:55

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The way the back half of my season went I thought I was done for. Losing three in a row from weeks 10-13. Scoring a 107, 84, and a 69 (I didnt know you could score that low) I bounced back putting up a 162 in week 13 to squeeze my self back into the playoffs. Then this week happened. With no starting defense and a quarterback left to play I've already put up 170 points.


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/09/2014 at 12:04

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How do our playoffs work? I played taco corp this last week ,which I lost :(, and now I have him again this week. Isn't this the second round of playoffs so shouldn't I be playing naginata please?


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > ceanderson920
12/09/2014 at 12:08

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Each round is two weeks long and you the total score of the two weeks to determine who goes to the finals. Its so you get a more accurate depiction of who team is better. So if you beat Taco Corp by more than three this week you go to the finals against the winner of me and Naginata Please.


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/09/2014 at 12:12

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Ok I have never been in a fantasy league where the playoffs work like that so I was alittle confused. I am glad thou cause it means I still have a chance!